AdultSearch

Adult Search. I just spent the morning masturbating repeatedly to an adult film about a guy who happened to visit a massage parlor owned by a very famous porn star. I don't know how familiar you are with the genre, but that massage was not the kind of wholesome backrub I bought my mom a gift certificate for last Christmas. It was more of a lewd fuck, love-you-long-time kind of thing. After my hand cramps got so bad that I had to stop masturbating, I realized that it would be more sexually efficient to go to an actual massage parlor. You know, the erotic kind. That's when I found AdultSearch.

Based in the Netherlands, AdultSearch.com has been helping consenting adults exchange money for sexual services for years. The domain was registered more than 20 years ago. These days it draws about 14 million views a month, making it a legitimate global marketplace for sex. They have all kinds of fun adult stuff on their list, but today we want to focus on their selection of erotic massage parlors.

Erotic Massage in Every Corner of the World

The home page gives a good idea of what areas AdultSearch aims to cover. In fact, if it weren't for the site's logo and the words "Shemale Escorts" and "Meet and Fuck" in the header, the whole thing would read like a list of locations. Dozens of top international cities are listed near the top. Where would you like to get your dick rubbed tonight?

If it's not a big city like Atlanta, Sydney, or Vancouver, scroll down the page a bit. There are adult listings by country, state, and city. For the typical sex traveler looking for paid acts in places like Thailand, all the usual suspects are here, and they have a list of amazing places like Nairobi and the UAE. Be careful not to get your head chopped off for so much as a hand job in the Middle East.

Once you have selected a city, AdultSearch gives you a handful of listings of sorts to choose from. There are strip clubs, escorts, sex stores, swingers clubs, and gay bath houses. There are sex forums for every city where you can talk about their services and escorts, but like I said, today we are going to zoom in on the erotic massage parlors listed in your city.

Is that massage parlor erotic or not?

One of the most frustrating things as a horny pervert with an obsessive need for hourly orgasms is not knowing which massage parlor gives more than a massage. It sucks to drive through places that might have blowjobs for sale but are afraid to empty your wallet and leave with blue balls. It's even worse when you walk out with an erection and have to hide in the dumpster outside because the police have been called. I always end up masturbating while smelling rotten cat food. Because even if it's my third strike, I'm still ready to go. To hell with the cops.

AdultSearch's list of erotic massage parlors takes much of the mystery out of it. But the total cost of the room and service seems worth it. I'm the kind of guy who buys blowjobs at McDonald's, but this place is apparently located in the basement.

The problem I encountered when visiting this site was that I could only see the first page of reviews for each restaurant. All subsequent pages were blank. Given the history and popularity of this site, I would hope that this is a temporary bug and that it will be fixed by the time you read this.

I remember you mentioning the discussion forums that AdultSearch hosts in each city. One of the things I really like is that each massage parlor listing has a quick link to any relevant thread about the joint. Any serious issues or mind-blowing perks are immediately highlighted, of course.

Vaginas were created to massage the penis.

Reviews are one of the most useful tools AdultSearch gives you to easily find a good massage parlor, but every listing is packed with useful and relevant information. This includes whether you need to bring cash or make an appointment, the hourly rate, the ethnicity of the masseuse, and available amenities; some include private dances with VIPs, some have private hot tubs available, and some have semi Some establishments require trucks to be parked on the outskirts. Hours of operation are displayed in large blocks and broken down by day so you don't have to break down the door in anger.

Contacts are always visible and available without having to sign up or log in. That's good news for the weirdo who shares a laptop with his wife. But you can just say, "A computer virus was looking for a place to screw Asian hookers. It wasn't me, it's true.

Since this is an international site, each parlor listing has a handy currency converter built into the page just below the listed price. Never again will you be stuck with a pillowcase full of pesos at an Australian erotic massage parlor. Be wary of the prices on the page, however. Reviews often give a more accurate representation of what you will actually pay.

I thought I had picked out all the sexy massage parlors, but then I noticed that some listings even included coupons for discounts on their services. That's right. Tonight I'll be able to touch something familiar for half the price.

I was in a pretty serious blue ball state when I started writing this, and it got even worse as I read what these ladies would do for me for a few bucks... AdultSearch's list of erotic massage parlors is not only extensive and worldwide, but they also have a list of the quickly filled with enough useful information to help you find the best action available in your area. It costs nothing to browse and you don't have to sign up, so there really is no reason not to peruse the listings in your area.

Adult Search. I just spent the morning masturbating repeatedly to an adult film about a guy who happened to visit a massage parlor owned by a very famous porn star. I don't know how familiar you are with the genre, but that massage was not the kind of wholesome backrub I bought my mom a gift certificate for last Christmas. It was more of a lewd fuck, love-you-long-time kind of thing. After my hand cramps got so bad that I had to stop masturbating, I realized that it would be more sexually efficient to go to an actual massage parlor. You know, the erotic kind. That's when I found AdultSearch. Based in the Netherlands, AdultSearch.com has been helping consenting adults exchange money for sexual services for years. The domain was registered more than 20 years ago. These days it draws about 14 million views a month, making it a legitimate global marketplace for sex. They have all kinds of fun adult stuff on their list, but today we want to focus on their selection of erotic massage parlors. Erotic Massage in Every Corner of the World The home page gives a good idea of what areas AdultSearch aims to cover. In fact, if it weren't for the site's logo and the words "Shemale Escorts" and "Meet and Fuck" in the header, the whole thing would read like a list of locations. Dozens of top international cities are listed near the top. Where would you like to get your dick rubbed tonight? If it's not a big city like Atlanta, Sydney, or Vancouver, scroll down the page a bit. There are adult listings by country, state, and city. For the typical sex traveler looking for paid acts in places like Thailand, all the usual suspects are here, and they have a list of amazing places like Nairobi and the UAE. Be careful not to get your head chopped off for so much as a hand job in the Middle East. Once you have selected a city, AdultSearch gives you a handful of listings of sorts to choose from. There are strip clubs, escorts, sex stores, swingers clubs, and gay bath houses. There are sex forums for every city where you can talk about their services and escorts, but like I said, today we are going to zoom in on the erotic massage parlors listed in your city. Is that massage parlor erotic or not? One of the most frustrating things as a horny pervert with an obsessive need for hourly orgasms is not knowing which massage parlor gives more than a massage. It sucks to drive through places that might have blowjobs for sale but are afraid to empty your wallet and leave with blue balls. It's even worse when you walk out with an erection and have to hide in the dumpster outside because the police have been called. I always end up masturbating while smelling rotten cat food. Because even if it's my third strike, I'm still ready to go. To hell with the cops. AdultSearch's list of erotic massage parlors takes much of the mystery out of it. But the total cost of the room and service seems worth it. I'm the kind of guy who buys blowjobs at McDonald's, but this place is apparently located in the basement. The problem I encountered when visiting this site was that I could only see the first page of reviews for each restaurant. All subsequent pages were blank. Given the history and popularity of this site, I would hope that this is a temporary bug and that it will be fixed by the time you read this. I remember you mentioning the discussion forums that AdultSearch hosts in each city. One of the things I really like is that each massage parlor listing has a quick link to any relevant thread about the joint. Any serious issues or mind-blowing perks are immediately highlighted, of course. Vaginas were created to massage the penis. Reviews are one of the most useful tools AdultSearch gives you to easily find a good massage parlor, but every listing is packed with useful and relevant information. This includes whether you need to bring cash or make an appointment, the hourly rate, the ethnicity of the masseuse, and available amenities; some include private dances with VIPs, some have private hot tubs available, and some have semi Some establishments require trucks to be parked on the outskirts. Hours of operation are displayed in large blocks and broken down by day so you don't have to break down the door in anger. Contacts are always visible and available without having to sign up or log in. That's good news for the weirdo who shares a laptop with his wife. But you can just say, "A computer virus was looking for a place to screw Asian hookers. It wasn't me, it's true. Since this is an international site, each parlor listing has a handy currency converter built into the page just below the listed price. Never again will you be stuck with a pillowcase full of pesos at an Australian erotic massage parlor. Be wary of the prices on the page, however. Reviews often give a more accurate representation of what you will actually pay. I thought I had picked out all the sexy massage parlors, but then I noticed that some listings even included coupons for discounts on their services. That's right. Tonight I'll be able to touch something familiar for half the price. I was in a pretty serious blue ball state when I started writing this, and it got even worse as I read what these ladies would do for me for a few bucks... AdultSearch's list of erotic massage parlors is not only extensive and worldwide, but they also have a list of the quickly filled with enough useful information to help you find the best action available in your area. It costs nothing to browse and you don't have to sign up, so there really is no reason not to peruse the listings in your area.