Dear readers, pornography does the impossible. Even vanilla porn can't do it for you guys, and mediocre missionary sex belongs in the realm of fantasy.
In a way, that's true for me, too. I haven't had vanilla missionary sex since I lost my virginity to a high school nurse. Since then, I've been tying up bitches, fucking them in the ass and injecting sperm into their retinas. And that's only on Tuesdays.
But as soon as the penis crosses the plain of the vagina in pornography, my readers freak out as if they had flown to the moon and discovered it was made in the form of cheesy graffiti. Despite this, you can't say that fuckers aren't trying to take their fantasies further. On the contrary, quite the opposite. The more pornography readers see, the more extreme their tastes become.
This extremism can take many forms. Often the first form of it is BDSM pornography. Bondage, dominance, and sadomasochism are the perfect setting for perverts with a passion for masturbation to spread their wings. It is the perfect platform for corrupting the reader's brain. Eventually, however, there is a need to take it to the next level.
This is usually when niche fucking comes into play - BDSM, no matter how intense, is one of humanity's most popular fetishes. Stranger things have happened.
Some of these niches are clean enough. Things like foot fetishism are pretty common and not too bad on the scale of possibilities. However, it's not limited to looking at feet along the way. Soon you will be watching with bloodlust as leather-clad midgets crush cockroaches under their heels. It's a natural progression.
More prostitutes, please.
As with any addiction, masturbation addicts need to increase their level of stimulation to get the same sensations. Trust me. I do. If that's true, that's me, and I know that watching porn makes a Vietnam veteran cry over an MRE.
I see Albanian amputees fucking homeless burn victims, and I see bitches dressed like Spider-Man putting beans in petri dishes and licking off the bacteria that grows days later. It's beautiful. Do men have to do what it takes to cum. One hundred percent yes.
The only problem is that even with modern pornography you eventually reach a breaking point when your twisted sexual desires demand an act that no man can perform without divine intervention, and then the masturbator is forced to choose. Do they take a break to lower their tolerance level. Or he can start watching pornographic cartoons.
Making the impossible possible.
Cartoons make the impossible possible. The women depicted bear no resemblance to real people, and the actions they perform are often physically impossible. This is the last stage of many people's addiction to pornography. Of course, some people become addicted at an earlier stage, but when this happens, men's tolerance quickly increases and they often lose out.
It's not just the woman or the act that's impossible. It's also the body's response. I've never fucked a bitch so hard that her asshole crashes into my dick, but in anime you see it all the time. Even in the most vanilla anime, there are little details like that.
There is no shortage of places to indulge in anime porn. It's one of the most popular site choices on the Internet. But as we all know, quantity rarely equals quality. You need someone like me to point you in the right direction.
And today I invite you to AnimePornTV, where the first sign that Anime Porn TV is a solid site is that they've secured a decent URL. If the URL is crappy, that means someone has already bought it.
Anime Porn TV is a free tube-based site full of the hottest anime fucks you can buy for free. Not many sex acts have been mined by these motherfuckers. And if they do leave some, you can rest assured that they will be added soon.
Anime Porn TV makes a big statement in their "About Me" section. They claim to be the most popular and used anime porn site of all time. I wouldn't be surprised if they turn out to be right. The site is professional, well made and loaded.
The first thing I noticed about the design is the nice dark background. People who watch porn movies and create Web sites appreciate the positive aspects of darkness. No one looks at a blank screen in a dark room at 4 a.m. and tries to squeeze everything they can out of their wife before the alarm clock at work rings. No.
Meatpacking is also included in the menu.
The short main menu is at the top and includes options for search bar, home, categories, most viewed, longest, most popular and genres.The genre list is similar to the tag list, but much more extensive. The size of a font gives you an idea of its popularity. The larger it is, the more people will search for it.
Popular choices: big dick, harem, gag, gross, hypnosis, mind control, overwatch, schoolgirl, slut, troll, zombie, anal cream pie, bathroom, big nipples, big boobs, demon and cyborg.
Categories is a classic list of categories with thumbnails. It's shorter than the tag list, but it has everything you need to find what you're looking for.
The most viewed section is a great place for new users to get an idea of what Anime Porn TV does. It's not the place to find the most kinky anime porn, but it has everything you need. A few examples are "My Sister. cup A - little devil 1 - my virgin pussy in cream pie," "Big brutal dudes - tough teenage girl in a fetish sex dungeon," "Explore how 3D gay men in the West were firing off. Cartoon Toons," "Hentai nurses take special care, sucking your dick to get your health back."
Popular video pages post only the highest rated content. There's a lot more clutter. People who watch grotesque and horrifying cartoon porn like to get the thumbs up and the respect they deserve. For example, "Sex Probing Machine Opens Her Holes," "Dad Cum Inside Daughter's Wet Pussy," "Broly Gives Cherie the Legendary Super Saiyan Deep Cock." Lara in Trouble Ep 17 - Lara Croft is a Slave getting Fucked by Sadistic Lesbian with Strapon".
Sperm on the count of three.
Now let's take a closer look at some of the material on Anime Porn TV. Let's start with "Method Connection 1, 2 and 3." This is a series of hentai videos, getting sexier with each video.
The first video, titled "Busty Teenager Wants to Fuck and Marry Her Oni-Chan," is very innocent. At this point, incest is no longer shocking. Unfortunately, it turns out I live in an upside down world where the thought of fucking my mother or sister is pretty damn offensive. You guys think so too, don't you. There isn't much objective truth in this world, but you guys are 100% wrong. It doesn't matter if it's the majority.
However, this is nothing more than a vanilla series, and the next one is "Cute Anime Schoolgirl Getting Roughly Spanked on Her Ass at School." Not a bad title, but the key word is "rude." Couldn't they have used a stronger adjective, like grotesque. If cheerleaders see this, they'll never make fun of nerdy losers again.
However, these two pornos are not as good as the final form of this series." A promiscuous, perverted schoolgirl wants to be used and gang-raped" But she doesn't want anyone to think that this gang rape is consensual. To avoid such delusions, she blindfolds herself, strips naked on the construction site, and lets the workers use all her orifices while she screams in fear and joy.
For many readers, an addiction to pornography with fuck animations will come in the future, if it hasn't already. It's a great way to get the worst content into your head at high speed.
What I think is lacking on anime porn TV is a description of the images. There are so many weird things that can happen in anime that it can be hard to read from thumbnails and titles. However, a brief synopsis will make choosing the right porn much easier.
Well, boys, it's time to let the hounds loose. Go find yourself a cute Albanian midget to watch Spider-Man fuck you.