AnonIB

Shortly before I woke up, someone sent me a link to Anon IB, also known as AnusIB. After I woke up and crushed up the Viagra I take in the morning and inhaled through my nose, the first thing I clicked on was this link. I guess I wasn't as wide awake as I thought I was, and spent the next half hour or so thinking I was watching 4chan. I continued to update the boards as I saw fit. They seem a lot happier these days."

It turns out that AnonIB.ru is not 4chan, but it runs on the same software and has the exact same layout and color scheme. The biggest difference is that this anonymous image board is completely devoted to pornography. You can get your daily dose of celebrity nudity and amateur chubbiness without being subjected to pictures of car crashes, GIFs of animal cruelty, or the rages of intensely racist incels.

4chan vs AnusIB (aka AnonIB)

In the year 2022, and I'm sure you've been thinking about this a lot, we live in a weird and fucked up world where 4chan is the place where people anonymously chat about video games, cartoons, toys, anime, sex, mass murder, and the plight of white males who can't get laid because they lack basic social skills. It is a very popular site, attracting 50 million visitors a month to AnonIB, which has much the same formula, but stripped of the violence, misanthropy, and general bad vibe, not to mention popularity. They still get less than 2 million views per month.

It may be premature to draw conclusions about society based on the relative popularity of the two sites. After all, AnonIB is a much younger site than 'chan. The domain was registered at the very end of 2019, but they have been around in some form since 2018 and have the archives to prove it. Their profile has certainly exploded over the past 6 months and their traffic is steadily rising as more and more people catch on to what they have to offer. One wonders how much they are benefiting from the pandemic and the perverts who stay at home with nothing better to do than anonymously share pornography.

It may sound strange to call AnusIB a cleaned-up version of 4chan, but that's how I see it. It's not a clean site like the Disney Channel, where the abuse takes place off camera, like a typical porn site, where there's always the risk that your fap session will be ruined by an ISIS execution or a teenager threatening to kill you and your family if you don't post in his thread. Clean in the sense that it's not always porn on AnonIB, it's always porn. No gross, no incel rants, no racism.

On AnusIB everything is on the menu.

The Random message board on 4chan, called /b/, is the anus of the internet. Here, everything from naked women to Donald Trump to images of horrific war crimes are discussed nonstop 24 hours a day. In contrast, /b/, a version of AnonIb, is a much slower-paced place where people share nudity of any kind. Some threads literally last months longer with light banter, exchanging naked French girls, homemade BJ pics, muscular babes, candids, BDSM shots at home, etc.

To be honest, 4chan is supposed to be a diverse topic board, but as a regular fucker, I didn't fit in; AnonIb's one-dimensional subforum breakdown is immediately appealing to a career masturbator like myself, and I'm not sure I'd be able to find the same kind of information on 4chan if it weren't for the fact that it's a very popular forum for the more sexually active. The general forum is a breakdown of the top porn categories/niche 50.

Many of these categories are the exact same subgenres of smut you can find on any major porn tube or premium network. There's amateur and anal, BDSM and oral sex, big tits and celebrities. You can get excited about college girls, cosplay, cabaret, ebony, Indian, Latin, lesbians, MILFs, and teenagers over 18.

Of course, the whole site is very much like 4chan, so don't make the mistake of thinking it's all the usual vanilla porn that your parents and grandparents used to watch. There are also boards dedicated to niche kinky and sexual fetishism.

If you get tired of petite girls, you can fap watermelon bellies on the Pregnant board. There are also muscle chicks, midgets, hairy girls and plump avatars. Penis fans can also masturbate as well on the AnonIB.ru trap board. They are weeks from when there was a new post, but the entire board has one dedicated to amputees.

Amateurs in your area.

Besides the genre-specific general boards, AnusIB features a whole damn bunch of localized sub-forums for visitors from the US and a few other countries. There are sub-forums for every state in the US, Australia, Canada, Germany, and the UK. If you're looking for a place to swap photos of local Tinder girls you've brought home, this could be just the place.

On global websites with local sections, I like to check the most populated areas first. On hooker sites, that's where you'll find the most listings; on forums like AnonIB.ru, the most populated areas are where you'll find the most content.

With that in mind, I clicked on the California link. People spent the morning discussing the local hotties and swapping photos. From blonde beach girls to tattooed Latinas, from thick Asian guys to costumed Chamorros, California has a wide variety of beautiful women. Mixed in among them are selfies and creep shots picked up on social media.

Some of the threads are very specific about where to look for poon. There is a strong thread with hundreds of beauties in area code 707 and a collection of beauties in area code 818. It was true when Brian Wilson said, while doing drugs, "I want to be a California girl." My state is full of fat girls, but on AnonIB you can enjoy beautiful women from all over.

I was surprised to see so much action in the other states listed on AnonIB. From Alaska to Alabama, from Indiana to Idaho, almost every state had a lively discussion this morning. If each state gets this much attention with only a few million in traffic per month, imagine how much more active it will be when it becomes more popular. Soon you'll be seeing pictures of your own sister or cousin around here.

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AnonIB.ru does not have a front page selection of "popular threads" like you'll find on 4chan. However, recent postings of sexts