I appreciate sites like CartoonPorn that tell you exactly what kind of artwork it is before you click on the link. But if you are at least a fan of kinky artwork, the title conjures up a few questions. What exactly is the anime sex they are talking about? Is it an X-rated parody of generic SFW anime, Blender-drawn 3D dirty talk, filthy hentai full of big-eyed bimbos, or Western-style comics depicting blowjobs, fucking, and humping?
Raise your hand if you thought "all of the above," because CartoonPorn.to takes a comprehensive approach to illustrated pornography and is also building a library of hentai, porn comics, 3D porn and animation. The domain is only about a year old, but it gets nearly a million visitors a month, more traffic than some of the longer-running hentai sites. Let's explore the secret to their success.
Who wants to watch cartoon porn?
CartoonPorn's home page is unassuming, and the titular cartoon porn is nowhere to be found. While many hentai and porn comics sites are immediately met with a wall of thumbnails and hentai covers upon access, this minimalist approach is reminiscent of search engines like Google and Bing. The search bar is front and center, and below it is a small blurb about having all the best hentai, 3D porn, and other goodies.
Aside from the basic site logo and the stylized letter C, there are no pictures on the front, but below the search bar is a small cloud of popular tags. This gives quick access to 5117 comics tagged with big tits, the 4000-strong "Sole Female" category, 2764 items listed under "Hentai," and the "Nakadashi" section with over 2000 entries. There are also more than 13,000 entries tagged "Cartoon Porn," which makes sense given the name of the place.
In other words, it is a ridiculously huge collection. Currently, the collection contains nearly 22,000 pieces of illustrated pornography, enough to satisfy any mother. Not bad at all for a site that is only a year old. There must be some porn comics readers out there who didn't realize that so many titles existed, but here's a fat archive for you.
This collection is still growing rapidly. Looking at the upload dates, it appears that CartoonPorn.to is uploading in batches rather than a steady stream of fresh material. As I write this on Monday afternoon, nothing has been added today, but dozens were added yesterday. Roughly speaking, we estimate that hundreds of new porn cartoons and comics are being added every week. I think that busy masturbators need busy porn pushers, and me and CartoonPorn are in heavenly company.
What is your strangest hentai hobby?
One of the big draws of cartoon porn, adult comics, and hentai sites is the diversity and potential freakyness of the collections. When you're fucking a famous slut, you want to be in a different mood. Why settle for fap sessions on TV SFW reruns when the Internet has pornographic gold that will rock your dick?
I decided to check out "Surprise For Kim," an animated parody of "Kim Possible," which, according to Cartoon Porn's information page, features elements of big tits and bondage, femdom and freckles, plus an FFM threesome. In other words, we thought it was the perfect piece to spend an afternoon with.
But here's where I ran into a bit of a problem: the entire time I was visiting CartoonPorn.to, my adblocker plugin was fighting the site's high level of spam. This means extra clicks to close the pop-under and even more extra clicks when it doesn't immediately work as it is supposed to. When I tried to read the Kim Possible comic, I could not get it to load before changing the plugin settings. Unfortunately, I had to allow spam before I could read the comic.
At least it was a good read. It begins with Shego wearing much sexier clothes than she wore on the show, and drawn in a much sexier and more realistic style than on the show. The image is animated as she greets Kim, wiggling her arms and shaking her hips in a big way. She shakes her tits and says, "You know why I'm here?
Have you ever seen hentai while tripping on acid or mushrooms? This animation reminds me of that. In fact, if I had been on psychedelic drugs, I might have stared to see if they were really working. But the only drugs I did today were Viagra, a bong hit, and a handful of marijuana gummies. The images pulsate and breathe, which is an interesting effect. The animation style works best for the cock-riding scene; the rest of the moving pictures just seem a little drunk and wobbly.
However, I did enjoy the "Teen Titans" parody animation I checked out, which featured a thick raven with big tits, ass, and thighs that kept moving. According to the caption, the cartoon was produced by CartoonPorn.to. If you're going to go to the trouble of making something, you might as well show it off. (For more tips on building and maintaining your own online porn empire, check out my other site, PornWebmasters.)
Aside from the minor points about the organization, my only real complaint about CartoonPorn is all the spam. It was bad enough before I turned off my adblocker, and since then it's been a pain in the ass. At the same time, I don't think it's something that will disappoint many fans of the genre. Considering the absolute abundance of porn cartoons, comics, and hentai, a little spam seems like a small price to pay.
CartoonPorn.to is well worth a look if you like kinky stories told through the medium of art, be it still or moving images. The huge collection is its biggest draw, and I think it will appeal to illustration porn fans who are tired of visiting multiple sites.