Cat3Movie.org popped up in my inbox this morning, and the name alone gave me no idea what to expect. Most of the porn sites I've reviewed have clues in their titles about the type and form of smut they peddle, 'lesbian' here and XXX-studded 'tube' there. Based on the name here, I assumed this was some kind of educational site for mustaches wearing tactical gear to fix the internet. If it was really about network cables, I wouldn't be reviewing this joint here on ThePornDude.
That said, Cat 3 Movie is a different type of site than I usually spend my mornings rocking my dick. This works just as well as smoking Viagra and lubricating an old rubber butthole with a few bon hits and a bag of Funyuns. Older students will love this. Cat3Movie offers a free streaming video library of vintage erotica, exploit flicks and rare movies from around the world. Their traffic has recently increased to nearly a million visitors a month, so I knew I needed to know firsthand what all the buzz was about.
Getting weird in Cat 3 movie
At first glance, I had no idea that Cat3Movie would be of much interest to the average PornDude visitor. Not that it looked boring. To my readers, it seemed like the wrong kind of fun. They usually come with their pants wrapped around their ankles and their dicks all covered in lube. The selection of new movies at the top of the front page included old grindhouse titles and cheesy VHS relics filled with monsters, aliens and gun-toting villains. The 1958 Sinbad's 7th Voyage receives the same cover treatment as the 2003 Master P vehicle, Bud His Business. Let them say yes.
Sure, there's a lot of sex in some of these movies, but they certainly vary in terms of explicitness. We can see some of the eroticism alluded to. The Heavy Petting Detective has a decidedly mid-'90s semi-SFW sexual gaiety.
Honestly, I bookmarked this page as soon as I saw all the cult horror and crime movies in the Cat3Movie.org collection. The collection is deep and so bizarrely executed that bad moviegoers and stoners alike can fall down the rabbit hole here. , organized by country, year, and category.
I watched The Third Eye, a 1966 Italian film, for a few minutes. I clicked on the Italian link in the movie list of category 3 of movies. It displayed 50-page spaghetti westerns, cannibal exploitation movies, bloody crime thrillers, and classic erotica.
Let's talk about erotica
I'm dancing a little bit about that fact, but I wouldn't be talking about a joint here without being able to scrape one with Cat3Movie.org loaded in your browser. On the front page under New Movies you'll find the latest additions of Classic Erotica Movies and Asian Erotica Movies just below Fresh Movies.
Click the dropdown menu at the top to find a selection of categories that remind you of browsing the shelves of old video stores. There's a wide range of typical genres like comedy, drama, sci-fi, and western, but there's no set of salon doors to poke your way through to find the dirty stuff.
There is an incest category, but most of Cat3Movie's sex categories are a little more general. The main difference between the classic porn and classic erotica sections is the release dates, with classics seemingly on the older end of the spectrum. There is a decent selection of sex education movies where you can learn a lot about how sex has been presented "educatively" over the decades. A far cry from the personal hygiene movies of the 1940s.
Cat3Movie.org also has a section called Newage Erotica. It's a bit of a weird title, but you know it because it's a weird site. The New Age stuff is mostly material that came out between his late 90s and his 2010s or so.
Cat 3 Movie movies are hosted on video streaming sites such as Doodstream. Weird and sexy flicks every day
I mentioned Butt Pussy because it was relevant to the topic at hand, and also because it literally appeared on the front page. About a dozen more movies have been added since I started writing this review. Cat3Movie.org is building its catalog at lightning speed. Other new additions today include the terrible 1992 Pierce Brosnan film The Lawnmower Man. It's named after it's not based on a Stephen King story at all. A parody porno called Da Vinci Coedo, and an old Japanese bondage film called "Inner Kingdom". sex.
Another of today's new additions is Dr. Jekyll and Mistress Hyde, which has been registered under New Age His Erotica since its release in 2003. The 88-minute movie seemed to load smoothly, but was blocked with an error his message that ad blockers were not allowed to be used while watching. I had to deactivate the plugin and refresh the page. A few pop-ups attacked me before the movie resumed, and I flipped back a few minutes so I could see some boobs.
Spam is arguably the biggest downside to watching Cat3Movie.org, whether you enjoy violent old monster movies or cranking dicks into old-fashioned smut. It handles popups and banner ads, but when the plugin is enabled you run into problems with video players that simply don't work. Spam and the plugins that block it are constantly evolving, so spam has good days and bad days, but you almost certainly have to deal with it.
I think most perverts, gorehounds, and moviegoers will find it worth the compromise, and Cat 3 Movie has a lot of weird, perverted shit that's hard to find anywhere else. Even if you find one, you'll either pay in cash or by watching an ad. Many of these movies can be found on streaming services such as Midnight Pulp. With this service, you either have to pay $5 or see an ad every few minutes. Cat3Movie may display a few pop-ups, but they're arguably less intrusive than pausing the movie every few minutes to show commercials.
The dirty movies on Cat3Movie.org are softer than what most modern perverts are used to, but fans of vintage erotica have already assumed that. It's not about ugliness, it's about getting frequent guests by offering a wide catalog of weird old movies and old school porn. If you're into classic smut or think Netflix is fucking boring, I recommend watching it.