CelebsRoulette

Celebrity Roulette Porn stars know that every time their fans see one of their movies, they lose their eyesight and have hair on their palms. But what about the regular "clean" celebs? Surely Eliza Dushka knows that people are crazy about her, even if she's never flicked a beaver at the camera, something to think about while getting excited about Eliza Dushka and other celebrities at Celebs Roulette! Hey.

The site has been around for four years and currently gets about 3 million views a month. That's a lot of frustrated fuckers who want to see celebrity tits. The internet is a great place to see porn stars' tits, but it's not enough for you, is it?" The heart desires, right?" Come on, let's get started.

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The main page of CelebsRoulette has the same wall of porn you'll find on other video sites. The top half is Nude Celebs Videos Being Watched and the bottom is New Naked Celebs Scenes.

The Being Watched section is probably the closest thing to a built-in fap roulette, as there are no random or roulette buttons in the header. Come on, CelebsRoulette, it's in your name. People are going to try to find that feature.

I am sure that the cross section of material currently being viewed is quite tasty. Someone is waxing carrots on Kim Basinger in "9.1 Weeks". Another pervert is whipping a bishop into Penelope Cruz in "Ma Ma". I'd like to thank the guy who was monkey-whipping Rosamund Pike in "Women in Love". I had no idea that that gorgeous, dead-eyed woman had ever taken off her clothes in a movie.

The new scene turned me on to even more exciting shit. Did you know that Patricia Arquette was nude? Patricia Arquette peaked in 1988 too. We need to go back to those days. She's a happy bastard with a scene with Rosamund Pike.

CelebsRoulette documents celebrities who have stripped naked in movies, but focuses on famous women, not men. If you're looking for all the nude scenes Aubrey Plaza has appeared in, CelebsRoulette has you covered. For example, there is no catalog that covers the number of times Harvey Keitel has shown his penis in a movie.

Come to think of it, he's serious about full frontal male nudity on the silver screen. It's not widely known, but Harvey Keitel has appeared in nearly 300 films, all of which have shown his penis. Google it if you don't believe me, it's not on CelebsRoulette.

Rosamund Pike is the sex doll of the future.

I saw Gone Girl in the movie theater with a girl I was trying to fuck. She didn't end up going home with me, which was bad enough for my blue balls, but I had a boner the whole fucking movie. Rosamund Pike has the air of a living sex doll. She is perfect and never blinks. Any of her films will tell you that I am wrong.

Naturally, I had to quickly check out her scenes. First you watch it on TV or in a movie, think dirty, and check for nude scenes or leaks on sites like CelebsRoulette.

I reloaded the top page and found a few new ones I recognize. Rachel McAdams, Elizabeth Olsen, and Jennifer Lawrence all have material on CelebsRoulette that I'll have to check out.

Other videos are hot too. In fact, some of them appear to be straight porn. I just don't recognize any of the other "celebrities".

There is a scene from "Nymphomaniac" on the list. The film is essentially a porn film masquerading as an art film. Shia LaBeouf is in it, but he claims that it was calculated in post-production to be really a porn star's penis. I might say the same thing, since "his character" doesn't have a boner.

I just randomly clicked on the video and it looks like a lot of movies have the same wine and cheese vibe. I am so glad that the art kids are openly perverted these days. And thanks to sites like CelebsRoulette, I don't have to keep watching stodgy art films just to see the inserts.

Seriously, who is this?

Leaving the main page, there is a sidebar on the left that shows the top categories, top sites, and top models. The top categories are what you would expect: nudity and sex from TV shows, great scenes from movies, etc. In other words, it's a celebrity site kind of thing.

CelebsRoulette's top sites are places like PlayBoyTV, LustCinema, and BoundHeat. That's why many of the videos look like pornography. In fact, they are porn. I like porn, but I feel like putting porn in there is just noise. I thought people were looking for celebrities. Maybe I am wrong.

Top Model is just baffling, I've literally never heard the name "Top Model" on a site called CelebsRoulette. Lana Sue Pau Pappay Lina Bembe. wallop.

I clicked on Samantha Bentley because I thought she at least sounded familiar, and CelebsRoulette has two scenes with her: being taken home and fucked in the "Take Me Fucked, I'm Home" scene and the "XConfessions Vol. 2" clip where she sucks cock.

That's right. Now I know why Samantha Bentley sounds familiar. However, she is not what people are looking for when they are trying to slam junk into a celebrity site. Samantha Bentley is what people are looking for when they are trying to get their junk on porn sites.

If you go to the Models section, you will find more porn stars with scenes that you can watch on CelebsRoulette. These are strange galleries with names I don't recognize. Most of them don't even have images, just black boxes with thumbnails.

CelebsRoulette.com (often misspelled as "celebsroullette") has some great celebrity material, but you need to know which famous actresses you are looking for. The site has a decent selection of porn stars and a lot of good content, but it can be a hindrance if you are looking for real celebrity wank.