College Rules

CollegeRules, at least that is a possibility. Institutions of higher education tend to be full of sexually mature babies who are experiencing for the first time the freedom of not living with their parents. If you do not see such a possibility, then you may need to see a doctor about your inhumanly low libido. You are here because you have experienced that possibility for yourself or because you want to live vicariously through the magic of hardcore pornography. Just because you struck out at the frat keg party you attended doesn't mean you have to miss out completely.

When I saw the title, I assumed CollegeRules.com would be a college-themed paysite featuring big-name porn stars impersonating college students. However, I was dead wrong. The site is run by one of the largest and most well-known porn companies, but its entire focus is on sexy amateur college girls getting down and dirty in premium videos. The site gets hundreds of thousands of hits each month, so maybe these girls are worth busting their silicone vaginas for. Let's take a look.

College Rules, Even If You Never Go

If you're a regular PremiumSmart reader, the tour page for CollegeRules may look awfully familiar. It's the same template with thumbnails that you've seen on other sites offered by the Bridgemaze Group. This name may not be well known, but they are the brains behind BangBros, and it's safe to say they know how to make good porn... There's a reason they consistently hold the top 10 spot on ThePornDude's list of top premium porn sites There is a reason.

Unlike other sites of these prolific perverts, I do not recognize a single babe in the tour area. Remember, I am a professional masturbator and porn star, so when I visit other pay sites, I usually find a face I know personally or at least have jerked off to. College Rules is partial to all beautiful young girls, and it seems like College Rules hires a shit ton of them. They are genuine "girl next door" amateurs. They are so consistently beautiful that I can't help but wonder where they come from and how the producers select them, which is definitely not what I would think.

Unfortunately, the previews are a little skimpy. GIF animations of nude oil wrestling, lesbian pussy eating, and group boob flashes come to the fore, but most of the images are stills. Every "play" button just brings you to my real pet peeve sign-up page. That said, the images are all appetizing, because these girls are hot and slutty.

There is a lot of group sex going on at College Rules. The pictures on the front show girls tasting cock in twos, threesomes with their own naked girlfriends, guys finger-fucking college girls, and a dorm room full of naked dicks.There's not much one-on-one action depicted, but even the relatively vanilla blowjobs, cunt licking, and doggy position has my balls are aching for more. Naturally, I had to click the Join Now button and check out the ticket prices.

Tell us about the benefits.

CollegeRules.com has no surprises when it comes to member pricing. Like other BangBros sites and most other pay sites, it's 30 bones a month, same rate at PornDudeCasting, $1 for a 2-day trial, and they don't charge you unfairly like some pay sites do, but re-bill you at the regular rate. The annual rate is a solid $8 or less per month.

Since it's a BangBros site, they do a lot of discount offers for other sites and friends. The deals aren't bad, but I really hate seeing ads all over the place when I'm already paying for porn. Free Tube has to show ads to keep it running, but it's just kind of obnoxious here. After signing in, I will have to turn down some of the offers before I can watch the dirty movies I paid for. I was offered deals on Girls Gone Wild, Culioneros, Abuse Me, and Sex Selector before I saw the CollegeRules movie.

Being a BangBros site has some obvious advantages, though. One is that we are only a few minutes away from seeing the movie on CollegeRules.com, but we can already expect quality fap material. Another big advantage is the members-only rewards program that unlocks free sites and other bonuses after you've been subscribed for a while; every three months you get another free site, and after a year you get a "special reward worth $99." That annual membership package is looking more and more attractive.

My member's dashboard says that I now have full access to CollegeRules and BangBros Chat, which is a bit misleading since anyone can access BangBros Chat without being registered on the BangBros site. The chat site is not bad, but it is actually just a white label for Firt4Free, and you are basically looking at Firt4Free through a window with BangBros painted on it.

And now for the catch.

Once inside, it was time to relive my college experience. The only question was where to start. Should I go with one of those big college orgies, a blowjob contest, or just a run-of-the-mill threesome; in all, 63 CollegeRules pornos to choose from.

And for the time being at least, there are only 63 of them. I didn't realize it until I got inside, but the content is a little stale. And by a little, I mean really fucking stale. The last update was in late 2013. I am writing this review in May of 2022, so you can see what the problem is.

I release a new movie every week on PornDudeCasting. I am not alone in that regard. In fact, one update a week is the golden standard by which I judge any pay site. For $30 a month, most sites offer fresh fap fodder on a regular basis. My favorites are the ones that are released on specific days so that I can plan my fap sessions accordingly. The College Rules is far from what I would consider standard.

The stale content is offset just a bit by the download policy. Members can download what they want and I encourage them to do so. On a site like this, there's no reason to sign up for more than a month's subscription; you can get a one-month subscription and get all the MP4 files during that time.

I decided to start my fap test with the most recent videos, even though they are quite old. Thankfully, BangBros got 1080p before it became the standard, so the video is nice and clear. I hit the play button and watched the cameraman card a random sexy couple examining beers at a corner store. They start glowing their boobs and asses, and a few minutes later they are sucking his dick in the store.

In this 35-minute video, our heroines quickly move to a back room to continue the fun. The site is grossly based on the fact that it is realistic college porn sent in by viewers, but the POV shots are owned by Brick Danger, who has made hundreds of films for BangBros. It's not exactly "realistic," but the reality porn that helped put this company on the map It is a very fine example of the style of

It is, after all, what is still selling CollegeRules.com memberships nearly a decade after the last video. The college theme is an easy win for anyone who likes the allure of legitimate teenagers, innocent girls next door, and barely escaping their parents' house. Any site would make money on this premise, but this one is brought to you by BangBros, which has the best track record in the world when it comes to making fap-worthy porn. The preview situation sucks, but if the girls out front make your dick hard, you'll like what you find inside.