Crack Whore Confessions

Have you heard any good crack whore confessions lately? Maybe it depends on whether you're the type of person who gets safely turned on by hot girls on the Internet, or the type who's willing to risk infection and robbery to have a drink in the city's shady places. Hey, I've been there. When you're in a tough spot, the girls hanging out at the hourly motels can look ridiculously attractive, and they get even sexier when you wake up on the fifth day and your erection hasn't subsided and you see shadow warriors lurking everywhere.

There is definitely no other sexual experience like being sucked off by a toothless chicken head that smells like pee and garbage. Of course, most of us prefer the relative safety of our office cubicles or suburban bedrooms, but what if you have a hankering for a slut from the back of a 7-11? If the hands-on approach seems too much of a gamble, you can check out CrackWhoreConfessions.com. It's a rather bizarre gimmick for a pay site, but they've been around for nearly two decades, so it's a more popular niche than you might imagine.

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Gather around, boys and girls, it's story time. This is a true story in the archives, a little-known adventure that unfolded years before I became ThePornDude. I was once an inexperienced, silly teenager. It was in this naive state of mind that I first met a crack whore. As I was filling up at a gas station, she asked me if she could give me a ride to the bridge. I'm too scared to go by myself."

The fact that she kept referring to the small highway overpass with sidewalks as a bridge should have been my first clue. Besides, her big boobs were almost hanging out of her undersized crop top and her fat ass was barely hidden by what I thought was a skirt. Foolishly, I had always thought of her as a drunken woman with bad teeth. 'No problem,' I said." She said, "Go ahead.

"It was a scene that could have been in a 'crack whore confession,' and as soon as we left the gas station, the crack whore's attitude changed." He said, "I'll tell you something you wouldn't believe from a white guy," and then he went through his wallet and pulled out one of those cheap, brightly colored condoms that they give away for free at clinics and Planned Parenthood." Now, take your dick out."

Guess what happened? Did he get a cobble on the side of the road, or did he call me a "scumbag" when I told him I didn't have the money to pay for it? Sorry, this is not "CrackWhoreConfessions" and I'm not confessing to being a piece of shit.

But I couldn't help but think about that incident and Crack Whore while looking at the tour page. I'll take their word for it that they are shooting with real, genuine, 100% legal crack whores. No matter how good looking they are, there are rough edges that come from years of hard living. They honestly won't appeal to most masturbators, but they will probably be a hit with amateur porn fans who prefer the more rugged "real" girls to the professional models posing for the first time.

The first hit is always free!

One of the things I like about the older sites is that they still often have free previews. It is fucking crazy to me that a lot of the newer sites don't even get a sneak peak these days. The fact that the "play" button is only on the signup page is a pet peeve of mine. However, CrackWhoreConfessions.com does offer free video trailers.

I checked out the trailer for the latest "Cat Tossing Tina Returns - Sick Stories From The Streets," a 69-second montage that literally starts with a hooker smoking crack, and you can see that CrackWhoreConfessions is not just a clever It is immediately obvious that it is not just a clever title. Next, the old lady argues a bit with the photographer, telling him about being seduced as a teenager, assaulting an old man in a laundromat in her early days as a streetwalker, and fucking and cumming with a dog. Yes, you read that right.

Literally "crack whore confessions" take up most of the trailer, so you don't even get to see cat-throwing Tina sucking cock until the last 20 seconds, when a montage shot from a POV perspective gives you an up-close look at BJs, doggies, missionaries, and even her wet snatch.

I checked out another CrackWhoreConfessions trailer. This one features a woman who was on America's Most Wanted before she was captured and imprisoned. She was away from home for two days when this picture was taken, and it contains some pretty wild confessions before the sex begins. These women have some really crazy and shitty stories to tell.

But you can't help but notice how amateurish the camerawork is. It's grainy, looks like it was shot on VHS, and the sloppy framing is what you'd expect from a 30-second iPhone sex clip rather than a premium site. Most of the amateur sites I review are more polished and professional.

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Frankly, the weird lo-fi vibe is definitely part of the appeal of Crack Whore Confessions. The entire tour page is designed to heighten the sense of danger with little warnings about how shocking the content is." Prepare to be heartbroken," as if the content is meant to sell "Faces of Death," not to beat you over the head with it. But truth be told, the content occupies a strange and uncharted territory between hardcore amateur pornography and shockumentary. If you like your exploitation films with a little more exploitation, I think you've got just the thing.

I went to the sign-up page to see the ticket prices at CrackWhoreConfessions.com. I wasn't surprised to learn that it was $30, just like any other pay site. Niche or not, if this site charged a more premium price, it would be a hard sell. One of the big perks I found on the registration page is that members also get access to over 16 bonus sites run by the same people who run Crack Whore Confessions. Those are amateur sites with a wide range of themes and kinks, such as Glory Hole Girlz, Tampa Bukkake, Ukrain Amateurs, and Electricity Play.

(They also have free bumper stickers available. ) Because I can't think of a better way to let my neighbors know what a classy motherfucker I am. Well, except for the constant visits from hookers at all hours of the day and night...)

One of the best features of CrackWhoreConfessions is its longevity. There has been a lot of time to build its collection, albeit updated irregularly. You can watch hundreds of videos of crack whores without having to deal with the bonus content on other sites; Pornhub may have a large number of crack whores, but you can never be sure because they're not burning glass penises on camera. There is no guesswork here, as these women get high before they get fucked.

The whole time I was reviewing this site, I kept thinking about who I would recommend it to. This site is not for every masturbation enthusiast, but I think it holds a special magic for those who really, really like to fuck incredibly dirty. These fucked up babes have some fucked up stories to tell as they do fucked up things on camera. Many of these girls look exhausted, but the one thing they have in common is how real they are.

Is CrackWhoreConfessions.com for you? That's still a difficult question to answer, but if you're at all interested in this review, you should definitely take a look. This free preview is a good representation of the actual content, so take a look and see how hard it can make your dick. Even if you just want a one-time crack whore novelty fap, it might be worth the entry fee considering the bonus material in the package.