Drone Porn

Drone porn may be one of the inevitable new pornographic genres that will emerge into reality after popping into the subconscious of a million masturbators worldwide. I'm sure that voyeuristic and imaginative people have fantasized about piloting a remote-controlled camera over their neighbor's backyard or balcony, peering through windows too high for them to reach on foot. If I were Superman, I would be hovering invisibly above where people are fucking.

If I were Superman, I would be able to hover invisibly where people are fucking. But I am not Superman and I do not currently have a drone at my disposal. If the charges are dropped, the police may return it to me, but until then, you can vicariously thrill yourself at the following website: DronePorn.cz, which, as you can probably guess, is a premium voyeurism site that includes X-regated drone footage as a gimmick It is a porn site. I've been wanting to see something like this for a while, so naturally I had to get in there and take a closer look as soon as possible.

The Future of Flying Peeps

At the top of the site's landing page is a three-minute sample clip of the eponymous "Drone Porn," which I was to watch the moment I landed. After the site logo, an outdoor aerial shot fades out and we get a quick look at a couple sitting on the beach. It's a nice mix of both drone shots and old-fashioned filming where you can't fly around. Her top is taken off while she is on the ground, and then we see an aerial shot of the babe bobbing her head on his ding dong. Then, over the next few minutes, we get to see more head lifting, pussy stuffing, a little lesbian flirting, and some beautiful drone shots of the Czech countryside.

All in all, the clip makes a great first impression, and the entire front page of DronePorn.cz is covered with sample clips, so take your pick as you consider pulling the trigger on your membership. While many paid sites have eliminated or limited their sample scenes, this new site keeps it old school with free previews.

The name of the site makes you think it's drone porn, but the theme is a bit broader than that. It's not exactly a voyeuristic site, offering hidden spy cams, amateur sex videos, and 4K drone porn videos. While I was really looking forward to seeing some of the futuristic, floating spy cam videos, I was expecting something more up-close and personal, so I'm a bit torn on this one. This is definitely the best of both worlds, even if the theme is a bit vague.

If you haven't already figured it out, DronePorn.cz is a European porn site. One of the main complaints about European sites is that they don't usually shoot on the set of big shots like you'll find on American sites, but the producers here aren't hiring any random ass ugly babes to answer casting calls, either. Alexis Cristal is the only woman I know who is a professional masturbator. The films here feature stunning Euro models, amateurs, and lesser known porn stars. If you have a problem getting an erection watching them, that's probably a medical condition you should consult your doctor about.

Another preview of DronePorn, this one is just labeled "Spy Camera In Hotel Room". The camera is pretty close to the bed, so it's honestly more like a bit of good homemade porn than a spy shot. This girl has a pretty face and a gorgeous body, and the way she sucks and rides the penis makes you think they are really a couple, not just a couple of porn actors. I can't get enough of this vibe.

Amateur girls, low prices, and hovering gizmos.

I must say that DronePorn's tour page makes a strong case for signing up. I'm a little disappointed that there isn't a strict focus on dirty movies shot with drones, but I loved the polished amateur aesthetic, the quality of the 4K video, and the prettiest Czech girls I've ever seen. According to the tour page, there were more than 600 videos already recorded, more than enough to get me in the door.

If you're a regular at Premium Porn, you already know that the going rate these days is 30 bournes. This is the price I pay for a month of PornDudeCasting, which is the industry standard price. So DronePorn.cz is very affordable. At just under $20 per month, it is considerably cheaper than the average premium porn site; a three-month membership is the best value at $45.

The downside to this setup is that no upload dates are listed, so it is unclear how often new material is added to DronePorn's stash. The registration page promises regular updates, and based on the overall size of the library I believe, I really prefer to see fresh scenes hitting the site on a regular basis. It gives me an excuse to tune in at least once a week for something new to shake my penis at.

That said, it's one thing to say you've got 600 dirty movies ready and waiting for you, but it's another to see them laid out in front of you as a 60-page menu of kinks. With no way to sort the videos by popularity, date, or sexiness, and no index of models/porn stars, I headed to the category pages to see a cross-section of content and to pick something to masturbate to.

But where is the drone porn?

There is a huge variety of porn here, and the DronePorn category page lists 20 movies tagged as anal, several tagged as fisting, a whole bunch filmed at home, and over 100 movies filmed in the bathroom. BBWs and BDSM, There are rimming, teens, and threesomes. But you know what's really fucking sickening. The site is called DronePorn and there is only one movie tagged as Drone.

I figured it was a mistake or sloppy tagging, so I flipped through the pages looking for more drone shots of Czech girls getting humped. But all I found were two videos on the last page, and they were the same ones listed in the top page preview I described above. If you came here because you were intrigued by the name, you will probably be disappointed. I hope and assume that this will change as the site gets older, because it is a shitty name for this site, but we will have to wait and see.

I love amateur and spy cams, but today I came here to watch drone porn. With that in mind, I loaded the last movie on the last page of the collection, Two Naked College Girls, a 13-minute video that begins with aerial footage and light piano music and, voila, two little girls on the ground. As the drone approaches, you can see that one is naked on top and the other is in a bikini. The girls are playing in the water and sunbathing, oblivious to the drone. You have no idea that a big-headed porn mascot is watching and fondling their well-lubricated genitals.

DronePorn.cz membership includes downloads so you can stuff your hard drive with spy cam movies and amateur scenes. Actual Drone Porn, however, is another story. There aren't many title films in this collection at the moment, so if aerial photography is your main goal, you probably shouldn't sign up. That said, this site offers decent value if you're looking for a big stash of high-end amateur Euro movies without spending too much money. I think there is a lot of potential here on this subject, so I pray they start dropping more real drone porn on a regular basis.