Elephant Tube

Elephant Tube. How creative is "elephant porn"? Anyway, are you ready to become a porn pro? No, I don't mean actually being in porn. I mean someone who has a professional knowledge of porn. Chill out, man, you're not going to be in porn. You can forgo that dream along with any other dream at this stage of your life, because it's extremely difficult to break into the porn industry, at least as a man, to the point where you have to start up your own porn studio. Unless you're a man of extraordinary stamina, it's impossible.

You've seen so much porn that you're sitting here reading reviews on a new porn site, and if you were physical and hungry enough to be in porn, you'd be getting laid right now.

Better than winning The Voice or getting struck by lightning, right? But before you do that, you could be gay, because that's how porn actors have been crawling up the ladder, and you have to start somewhere, and in porn, you start at the bottom, at least at the bottom. If you're gay, it's a lot easier to break into porn (gay men will fuck anything with a cock).

But if you're bi and don't mind putting in the hours and doing the work (aka getting regularly tortured in the ass, sometimes with two cocks at once), you might be on your way to fucking some of the B-rated porn stars out there. Nothing in this world is easy. Except your mother. Fucking her makes me cum so easily, sorry, I couldn't resist.

Okay, so now that I've prematurely shattered your lofty hopes and dreams of becoming an adult superstar (someone has to do it... you'll thank me later), I guess the least I can do is tell you about a new porn site to add to your bookmark list. I'm sure it's just a small kindness to soften the fact that I'll probably never fuck a porn star. Unless you can afford three or four thousand dollars in New York, L.A., or Miami. Some porn stars, believe it or not, do escort services on the side while performing blowjobs and cowgirl positions in movies. If you're a millionaire, this isn't a job where you can fuck porn stars all you want, surprise, surprise, right? Rich people can fuck any woman they want. Who knew?

In the meantime, you save up extra money until you get to fuck the girl of your dreams (some people put a down payment on a new house, some people travel the world, some people fuck a porn star one time... To each his own), I'd like to introduce you to a porn aggregator site that you definitely can't do without. There is so much porn on this site that you will be able to do plenty of research before deciding which porn star you want to pay thousands of dollars to have your cock serviced.

Porn Aggregators vs. Porn Tubes

The porn aggregator site we are going to introduce here is Elephant Tube, and it wouldn't actually surprise us if you have come across this site when you are tired of Porn Hub, Red Tube, xHamster, and all the others, and you have done a Google search for new porn sites! I'm sure you'll be surprised to know that I'm not the only one. That's how I first found Elephant Tube. I googled "teen porn tube" and it was one of the first results that came up.

If you've never used an aggregator site before, be warned: it's likely to be quite different from what you're used to - it's not the same thing as Porn Tube, although the aggregator looks like Porn Tube in its design and layout. Instead of browsing a bunch of videos hosted by a single site (just as you would while browsing, say, Porn Hub), the porn aggregator pulls from the vast network of porn tubes, and links to them. So be prepared to open a lot of tabs and visit sites you've never heard of.

Looking at Elephant Tube's home page, it may look very similar to other tube sites you have visited. But the main difference is that instead of finding a vast gallery of video thumbnails, you will find a vast gallery of categories (thumbnails representing those ... In this case, the thumbnails are of the most popular videos linked to that category at the time you visit the site) is the fact that you are greeted by the The site design is at ...... Unfortunately, there are other benefits.

What immediately strikes me about this site (and most of the other aggregator sites I've visited in the past) is that there seems to be no rhyme or reason to the organization of the categories and their respective thumbnails. Nor are they arranged alphabetically. Perhaps they are in order of popularity. The first three are, as you can imagine, Innocent, Mama, and Surprise. I can agree that Innocent and Mama are the two most popular categories on this site, but Surprise. What the heck is this? The thumbnail is a sexy blonde girl, blindfolded and tied to a bed. Surprise, there is my penis in your mouth.

Of course, you could scroll to the bottom of the page and Elephant Tube could provide an alphabetical list of categories, but wouldn't that be a bit annoying? Especially if it's just an alphabetical listing, which would require minimal changes to the design of the site. Once you get to the bottom of the page, there is a quick jump arrow that takes you right back to the top of the page, which is a pretty handy feature, albeit a basic one. Back at the top, there is a very thin site menu bar with Home, All Categories, Most Popular Videos, New Videos, Highly Rated, and a long list of other sites in front of Our Network (Tube Galore, FUQ, iXXX, HD Porzo, and For Her Tube, and more are listed) to choose from.

Above the site's menu bar, you can easily toggle the sexual orientation of the content: there are three boxes labeled one straight, one gay, and one shemale. As a courtesy, when you visit the site, the straight box is checked by default. However, if you prefer, you can select just Gay, just Seamer, or any combination of the three. Above the sexual orientation filter, of course, is the obligatory search bar, where you can get creative and kinky with your keywords.

A major drawback of this site, presumably because the porn aggregator site does not host the content but simply links to it, is that hovering over the video thumbnails does not show a preview. This is especially bad on this type of site. This is because clicking on them produces different results, depending on the site. For one, you have to open a new tab for each video you want to audition. Second, many sites are so full of ads that you end up navigating without knowing what they are. And finally, there is no way to know how legitimate all of these mysterious sites are. Aggregators are, by definition, a bit of a gamble for these reasons.

But on a positive note, you would be hard-pressed to find so much porn on any other single site; where Elephant Tube really shines is in its quantity. This is truly a cornucopia of porn. As far as I have seen, it is one of the porn copiers, and every time you visit Elephant Tube, there is, without a doubt, a myriad of new videos for you to enjoy. So if you are willing to sacrifice some of the additional features of Porn Tube in exchange for an unimaginable level of quantity and variety of video selection, then Elephant Tube is probably right for you.

Overall, Elephant Tube gets the job done. If you don't mind a little low-stakes gambling here and there, you may find that exploring all the new terrain that Elephant Tube (often misspelled as "elephantube," "elaphant tube," or "elephant tubes") leads you to You might even have a little fun. Follow the elephants.