Horror Porn

HorrorPorn! Hey, pervs, I ’ve got commodity special for theextra-freaky freaks out there. This ai n’t for everybody, that’s for damnsure.However, hit the reverse arrow on your cybersurfer now, If you ’re spooked of horror pictures or turned off by rough coitus. The rest of you can check outHorrorPorn.com. That is, if you ’re stalwart enough.

The Last cathouse on the Left

Before you indeed get to look at HorrorPorn’s wharf runner, a big warning covers the screen. You ’ve got to agree you ’re an adult and wo n’t get offended before you can come by. It’s a standard point of porn spots, and functions further to allure you than keep the youths out. Formalities, you know?

This warning screen is a little different, however. In addition to telling you they ’re mobile-friendly, have regular updates of exclusive content, and vids up to 4K, there’s this wild blurb

“ The world is changing now, the sexual agony is coming. The biggest holocaust you can imagine! ”

Holy shit, what in the fuck am I indeed in for? I do n’t know if it’s going to be rough teen fucks, werewolf blowjobs or deadly five- auto pile- ups. I do know I ’ve got to click the ENTER button to find out right down.

The trials behind the warning screen are like nothing you ’ve ever seen ahead. suckers of horror pictures, porno pictures, and brutal coitus are in for a realtreat.However, go away, If you ’ve got a heart condition. You might die of fright or have your construction explode in your stage.

The stills are crisp but have the purposeful darkness and grit of your favorite horror pictures. You know it’s funny some of this high- budget porno is meant to look like low- budget exploitation classics.

The newest film puts a coitus spin on The Nun. This nun sucks incline and fist- fucks assholes, which formerly makes it better than the shitty interpretation I saw in the theater. There’s also an evil Santa fucking women with delicacy nightsticks before sticking his incline in their dirty faces, and the halves from The Shining, all grown up and doing porno-binary stuff.

still, as I have, The Amazons looks like it could be delightful, If you ’ve ever wished those old Italian jungle pictures like Cannibal Holocaust could get sleazier. The caravan features 40 seconds of the naked natives, substantially women, ganging up to brutalize and force the poor excursionists, long hauls, and long hauls down from any help.

You know that review of ultramodern films like Saw, Hostel, and The mortal Centipede being nothing but “ torture porn ”? Well, those puritans ought to take a look at the caravan for The Beast From The Woods. I just did, and now I've a raging howler. I guess that means it’s time to subscribe up.

Cheaper Than a Subscription to Fangoria

HorrorPorn’s sign- up runner breaks down the cost by the day, with the yearly price skimming out in a lighter fountain. I suppose it’s by design, because the point is a little more precious than other decoration spots. Not in much, however, and not half as important as deep- niche spots occasionally charge. This bone ’s about forty bucks if you ’re only buying a month at a time.

Look, if you have to suppose over the price too much, this ai n’t for you. It’s not one of those porn superstores that gives you access to a million vague old anal pictures for twenty bucks. This is n’t a steal- in- bulk Costco situation. As I ’m writing this, they still have under 50 pictures, and nearly all of them are under half an hour. Damned Nun is only 11 twinkles long.

HorrorPorn’s price reflects the lower followership they ’re aiming at. It’s a many times further than Shudder, but you do n’t have to spend nearly as important time trying to find the pictures with dirty coitus scenes mixed in with all the violence.( Allude it’s all of them.)

Grounded on the screenshots and campers, I ’m guessing they make up for the lack of volume with the high quality of their soil. All three tits on the hustler from Freak House A Three- Titted Whore look fully real, and a professional easily did the monster makeup on the robber in Outcast From Hell. There’s really only one way to test out the quality of a coitus movie point, however.

The Hills Have Eyes and Giant Cocks

I ’ve always been a big addict of fucked- up families who duck outlanders and practice every demoralized variety of incest the mortal mind is able of featuring up. I also like seeing them depicted in film. You know, like in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, or My Step- Family Squirts 2.

Horror Porn has one called Twisted Family. The synopsis says the 25- nanosecond film is about a family living in a squalid hut. The father is a dictator, the mama a sickie, and the two kiddies a retard and a space case. “ This isn't your diurnal cleaner pieces, this is a story from the deepest corners of hell. ”

It sounds more horror than porn, but the screencaps below tell a different story. Well, they tell the same story, but with further coitus. Retard eats space case’s cat and daddy fucks her like a canine. mama is too busy getting her own cat stuffed by the little idiot to keep her son from getting her face cummed on.

Sounds fucking hot, huh? stay until you actually watch the damn videotape. I hope you like your coitus dirty. Everybody and everything is covered in a subcaste of smut, indeed the couple fucking in the chalet. The youthful one gapes into space, rubs her cunt, and pisses each over herself. That’s in the first two twinkles.

The product values are ridiculous. Every slithery face, unprintable titty, and slippery gumshoe looks crisp as hell. The camera focuses on the action and lingers, unsteady. It’s the kind of cinematography you see in both gonzo porn and torture porn.

The atmospheric soundtrack pushes it near to the horror end of the diapason. The squishy sound of incline slamming into the girl’s cunt as she clutches a grimy baby doll mixes with an portentous drone, dark strings, and the occasional forging of a barrel. A cover buzzes from one of my headphones to the other as the girl gapes vacant- eyed down from the father violating her. It’s a nice touch, the kind of audio fuckery infrequently associated with pornography.

Hey, you know, this is some coming- position taboo shit. Indeed if you detest horror pictures, you ’ll want to check this out if you want to see some really rough incest. The temperamental soundtrack might distract you, but you could always turn the sound off.

Masturbating at the Freak Show

HorrorPorn is going to appeal to some veritably specific demographics of decadents. Just because you like horror does n’t mean this point will do anything to you sexually. utmost people who enjoyed Stephen King’s It do n’t have important interest in seeing PennyWise get his gumshoe wet. Those who do will pay redundant.

I would recommend the point to anyone who has trouble chancing porno rough and brutal enough for them. Do you want to see screaming whimpers degraded? Treated like nothing further than a piece of meat? Fucked screaming while strapped helpless in a hillbilly torture instrument? You can find that then. There’s more incest like the bone I watched and some deep BDSM. It’s more violent than you ’ll find indeed on utmost fetish spots.

There’s also a definite freakshow element that will appeal to gawkers and rubberneckers who are n’t then to haul out. It’s more egregious when there’s a woman taking a whole head into her scary twat, but some of the stuff seems created further for WTF value than downers. I ’ll admit, I did search for a mortal Centipede parody as soon as I arrived. They ’re missing a really egregious occasion for a good mouth- to- burro- to- mouth- to- burro- to- mouth- to- burro scene.

The exercise runner should let you know right down if HorrorPorn is for you. It’s one of the most unique and well- done spots I ’ve seen in a while, so it’s worth at least a look if you like rough coitus, incest, thrall, or you ’re just a horror addict.