JizzMan

The Jizz Man is definitely a guy you want to be friends with.Do you know what Jizz is?Jizz is the creamy goo that pops out of a cock when a girl does a good job of pleasing her man. That's why The Jizz Man is a free porn site. It's definitely made by a non-native English speaker, but that's okay. If there are some spelling mistakes or weird phrases, it's okay. You won't be reading the text anyway. However, it is important to know that some people find such things annoying.

The site begins with a rotating header at the top. Each video features a major mega-babe porn star, such as Ella Knox or Julz Gotti. Below that is a blog-style listing of updates on various porn movies; click on one and you'll see that there is a large image compiling all the different screenshots that let you know what is going on in the movie; use DepositFiles to download the video Download. This is one of those sites where you are not quite sure where the video is coming from, but you don't care because you like free porn.

Underneath the video downloads, there is a tag that is very helpful in knowing what is in the movie. This tag tells you what site it is from, what brand it is, what happens, what the lead porn star looks like, etc. Below that are even more related videos that you will love if you enjoyed the filth above! It's great that they really want to help you and help you find what you are looking for in the porn section.

Ah, you have noticed the cheap imitations that try to mimic my success. You know the Dutch saying, "A tall tree gets a lot of wind"? It's flattering, and it's like a cockroach appears every time ThePornDude farts. You know how much these obnoxious insects love (my) shit and that it is their only creation. Witness their lack of creativity and originality and be amazed at their ability to copy and paste Chinese!

It is as if you are viewing an inferior version of ThePornDude created by retarded people! How can they feel pride in copying someone else's work? Are these little dick complex bastards jealous of my fame and the amount of pussy I fuck on a daily basis? Is it the millennial "I get trophies just for getting out of bed in the morning" mentality? Mom, look at me, I imitated ThePornDude! Please, praise me! Mom, you should get a kick in the balls for being such a lazy leech, you fucking parasite!

I don't care if you want to laugh at the "real thing", how about torturing yourself with a "PornDude" imitation? It's like fucking Lady Gaga when you could be fucking Kylie Jenner...on a scale of 1 to 10, why can't you give her a 0? Anyway, remember, motherfuckers, there is only one porn king, and no one can take my throne.

Clicking on a tag brings up a page containing all the videos for that tag, which is very helpful. All in all, it is a pretty clean and simple site with some easy to use features to get the job done. It doesn't have as many bells and whistles as some sites, but hey, it's free. Once you experience the magic of this site, make sure you get an external HD or have a very large drive on your computer, as you will need a lot of space to store all the porn!

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