ListCrawler

Wrist crawlers, escort alligators,. Make up your mind. Some of us are too busy to bother with the online dating scene and then escorts are the only solution.Tinder and Bumble have you swiping for hours, hoping to match with a sexy woman in your city. Once you find an attractive woman, gameplay requires you to have a conversation with her. To determine if the other person is actually willing to have sex, you must screen your matches and start a conversation that often leads nowhere. Note: Most girls, even the slutty-looking ones on Tinder (a well-known friendship site), don't respond well to words like "I want to fuck" or words like that.

In other words, it often takes a lot of extra time and effort to try to get an unconditional hookup on these dating apps and sites. At the very least, you have to give a little thought to flirting with her before suggesting that she come over to your house. Or, even worse, you may have to make the old-fashioned pretense of asking her out to dinner or drinks before she will even think about sleeping with you. If you have a full-time job and God knows what other responsibilities going on in your life, this can be just too draining and time consuming. Fortunately, escorts are an alternative.

How to Get Laid the "Easy" Way

Getting laid the old-fashioned way may be easy. At least, if you go to a club or a well-lit bar. See if the magic of old-fashioned alcohol can lure you in with your inhibitions intact. But even then, this method is far from foolproof. Going out to nightclubs and trying to make friends is a gamble indeed. You are gambling hours of your life and hundreds of dollars worth of drinks (and other party goods) for the possibility of finding a hot, horny girl. You also have to anticipate whether she will be ready to go home with you after dry humping on the dance floor all night without saying a word. Most likely, she will say, "I had a good time tonight, thanks," and leave with her friends.

If she is with her girlfriends and one of them is a mama hawk, God have mercy on you. I have a group of girlfriends (hint: usually the fat one) who watches over all of her attractive friends and makes sure they don't leave with the guys at the club. She has made it her life's work to ensure that the girls stay together. In other words, it is her life's work to "cockblock" all of humanity, why? Perhaps it is because she is fat and bitter that no man will take her home from the club.

For future reference, you may want to include one chubby chaser friend in your group. That way, when the fat guy swoops in and tries to take her hot friend away, your token chubby chaser can also swoop in and push you back by seducing the chubby girl home with him. You must disarm that bomb. And if you don't have a chubby chaser, someone has to take one for the team.

There are shortcuts to getting the raid.

But there are also ways to avoid the stress, noise, and nonsense that comes with these two scenarios. You can eliminate the middleman (and the clingy fat lady) and go directly to the Chase. Yes, you can ask for an escort. Think you can't pay for sex? Well, let me tell you, you can. That is not true. You can pay for sex, whether it's a drink, food, or time spent swiping on Tinder. There is no such thing as free pussy. The moment you accept that, you are guaranteed sex in your busy, nonstop life.

But when it comes to finding an escort, which escort ad site should I use? Maybe ListCrawler. there are way too many out there for Google to submit for themselves, which is why I'm here to break them down for you. One option you have at your disposal is a site called ListCrawler, is ListCrawler.com good enough to find some real hot escorts?

ListCrawler. crocodile escorts. Damn.

At least I'm going to call it "listcrawler," which confused me because when I pointed my browser to listcrawler.com, the site that appears calls itself "Escort Alligator." Listcrawler changed its name somewhere, bought a new domain, and came back. I guess they wanted to save themselves the trouble of attracting customers. In any case, neither Escort Alligator nor List Crawler are good names for an escort site.

List Crawler proves that any name will do the job. As soon as you arrive at List Crawler/Escort Alligator, you will be asked to verify that you are 21 years old (or older). Of course, you don't have to prove it, so as long as you are 18 years old, you are good to go.

Click "Enter" and you will be presented with a jam-packed website. If you want to do some quick escort browsing at work or something like that, this probably isn't the best option for you. It is far from unobtrusive. At the top of the page, in bold red and orange letters, is a banner that screams. Escort Alligator. The World's Largest List Aggregator". Besides, you can see a cartoon bitch straddling a cartoon crocodile, holding a vessel of some sort.

You are then prompted to select a city. But if you don't live in or near a major metropolitan area, you should note that you're out of luck with ListCrawler. It seems to only support large cities. So if you live in a medium sized town like I do, too bad. I have to drive an hour to fuck a girl on this site (or pay extra to drop her off for an hour).

There is nothing to write about the site design.

Other than that, ListCrawler functions as a standard list aggregator. It looks as if ListCrawler does exactly what its name suggests. It crawls to as many escort sites on the Web as possible, aggregating escort ads (mostly from the US) into lists and placing them in one convenient location. This concept is also noteworthy because it means that the listing crawlers do not offer any built-in service to verify that the girls are not cops, or look like their pictures, reinforcing a whole lot of confidence that these ad escorts are genuine. They do appear to offer a sister site, however, that specializes in escort reviews. You still have to write your own review first in order to see the reviews. So, at the very least, it looks like you need to take your first girl off-list crawler, chance and street wise.

Some more features you can use

ListCrawler is far from the best escort site I have ever seen, as SkipTheGames does a much better job. But then again, it is also far from the worst. Once you click on the post you can read a brief introduction about the provider, access her phone number (if she provides it), view as many pictures as she chooses to post and see how old she is. When it comes to information, Listcrawler is unmatched by most sites. The gold standard of escort advertising sites certainly has everything Listcrawler offers, but it also has rates, incall/outcall information, positions, and activities enjoyed, specific listings of services, and her age (height, weight, cup size , pubic hair, etc.), as well as many more statistics.

Another thing I think List Crawler clearly lacks is a direct message feature. I understand that at the end of the day, this is only an aggregated list of escort ads. However, I think you need to reconsider your execution a bit if you want to create a great site of this nature. Why not aggregate and allow escorts to post ads? That way, at least users can send messages to escorts who have registered with the list crawler. Additionally, this next level of service could be monetized and maybe even charge a subscription fee.

All in all, Listcrawler is doing what it is trying to do and doing it well, as is a similar site, "Escort Babylon". However, it could be a bit more creative.