LoveHoney

Lovehoney's front page states that "Great sex starts with good communication." To illustrate this point, a picture of a couple embracing in their underwear is shown. The man's face is hidden, but she looks very happy. One wonders if the affection wrapped in his arms has turned her on, or if she is holding a high-end clitoral stimulator in her free hand. Maybe the message is "my man needs to work on his pussy licking skills," or maybe the sex toy is just an easy way to have a little more fun in the sack.

Lovehoney.co.uk calls itself "the most popular adult store in the UK". This is a bold claim, but at least they have the numbers to back it up. With over 3 million visitors per month, this does not come cheap. The company was founded in early 2000, and its longevity alone speaks volumes about how satisfied people have been with their experience. As if that wasn't enough, the company has been racking up awards since its inception, winning many from major industry players like XBIZ and AVN. Personally, I was excited to check out the selection of things I could put my penis in.

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Before I started reading the Love Honey catalog of dildos, fresh lights, bondage kits, cock rings, and more, I scrolled down to the bottom of the home page to read the little blurb, which boasts that shipping is free on orders over £40, which is a great deal for those of you who are looking for a little something extra. Being a UK-based company, I assumed that this promotion was only valid for UK residents. This is because on their "Shipping Information" page they explain the rates for worldwide shipping. To get free shipping in other parts of the world, you often have to spend £40 or more, but it's nice to have the option of free shipping in other parts of the world. With rates like that, it might be worth the wait to get your numbing anal fisting gel from overseas.

Another big selling point of this site is the customer reviews; in 2022, you'd have to be a total moron to buy a product on the Internet without reading reviews. You're probably right, since you're reading this in the review directory of the world's best adult site, but there are still a lot of suckers out there. With over 250,000 customer reviews of sex toys, you don't have to feel around in the dark here. If the string of anal beads seems to fit your anus well, check the reviews and make sure it hasn't broken off in someone's rectum ("wrecked...").

Another perk offered at LoveHoney.co.uk is a 15% off coupon for new customers. This is a very common deal for stores on the Internet, no matter what they sell. You provide your email address and in return you get a small discount on your first order. If you are worried about spam, you can unsubscribe from marketing emails after your first discount. But this is not your first rodeo, that is.

For the sake of argument, let's assume that this is your first rodeo, at least when it comes to buying sex toys. I remember my first awkward experience as a teenager going into a questionable sex store and being surrounded by strange smells, weird characters, and overwhelmingly dangerous-looking sex toys. Of course, for first-timers, the Internet makes it easy, and Lovehoney makes it easier to enter the world of adult toys than similar stores.

It has a product section geared toward beginners, which is an excellent way to sell. But it also offers a wealth of free sex-positive information, including blog posts, guides, sexual-happiness podcasts, and a forum where you can chat with other inspiring customers. If you're not sure what toys to buy, need help learning BDSM, or want to try a new position, check out the "advice" section of this site.

Love Honey for You and Her

Now that we've covered the overall perks of the store, let's move on to the actual products on sale. Free shipping, discounts, and sex deals don't mean much if you don't have what you need for an intimate experience. For this reason, the site is divided into several broad categories, depending on who is buying the products. We have already introduced a beginner's section, but there is also a lingerie section. And there are three main categories: for men, for women, and for couples.

Since I am a guy, I wanted to check out the "For Him" section on Lovehoney.co.uk first. The first set they showed me was a six-piece set that included a butt plug, fap sleeve, rechargeable double cock ring, warm and vibrating male masturbator, sex toy wipe, and storage bag for £70. That's a little more than I need right now, but it looks like I can save almost $100 by buying everything as a set. Not bad.

The products for men range from cheap Tenga eggs to high-end electronic cock massagers and even ultra-realistic high-end sex dolls. If I were to spend a fortune on sex dolls, I would choose one of the more well-stocked doll stores I reviewed for ThePornDude, but I appreciate that Lovehoney's selection ranges from cheap to expensive. This is truly a sex store for the people.

I found similar products in the section for her. Here, too, they advertise a bunch of large, cost-effective sex toys for women. Again, we found cheap dildos, mid-priced vibrators, and more expensive products for boogie bitches who prefer a stainless steel wand in their asshole or a top-of-the-line rabbit. Love Honey doesn't have any high-end sex dolls for women, but it does have insubstantial cocks, balls, and butts for those who prefer to ride alone at home.

Love Honey for Everyone

Next, we checked out the For Us area of Love Honey and found plenty of products for couples. This bundle is another six piece that includes a powerful wand vibrator, a cock ring, and some Kama Sutra cards. I have to give it to the person putting it together because these bundles are a good little bang for your buck and all the products seem to be useful rather than filling.

I started adding products to my cart. First, a cock ring with 5 speed vibrations, a G-spot vibrator, and a BDSM restraint set that goes all the way around the mattress. When I thought about using these products with a friend, I remembered Lovehoney's motto: "The best sex comes from good communication." So how to broach the topic of tying a woman to the bed and going to town with nipple clamps and clitoral buzzers?

Many people turn to my old friend ThePornDude for advice on such topics, but Lovehoney had just what I needed a few pixels away. I read articles on How To Talk Dirty, How To Introduce Bondage, and How To Use Sex Toys With Your Partner. Now I know where I will have to do my homework if I ever get brain damage and forget how to please a woman. (Until then, you can watch me make porn stars cum at PornDudeCasting).

Lovehoney.co.uk has everything you could ask for in a sex toy store. Mainly, they carry intimate accessories that you can enjoy alone or with your significant other or escort. The selection is extensive, with adult toys in all price ranges, and a huge number of user reviews to help you make your purchasing decisions. In addition, you will find sex-positive information on the site, making it truly an online sex store.