MetaPorn

I'm visiting Meta Porn today. Hopefully you have some sick leave saved up or a boss who doesn't mind a sticky desk. So today we're going to dive into the endless deep sea of hardcore porn of all kinds, and Meta Porn is an old site that has been around in some form since 2000, but still gets millions of views a month. Not bad for a porn site with absolutely no unique content.

This is another tube site, right.

At first glance, MetaPorn.com looks like every other tube site on the Internet. In fact, it looks like one of the better ones. The layout is clean as hell, black and white, one dirty sex photo after another. Open the page and you are immediately greeted by a redheaded teenager sucking a cock, an orgy of sagging breasts, and a close-up of a wet pussy being fingered from the edge.

Spoiler alert: It's not actually a tube site; MetaPorn takes you to harem clips, 3D sex movies, and hardcore scenes with a repairman theme, but doesn't actually host the material itself. xHamster, Tube8, xHamster, YouPorn, xHamster, xVideos, and xHamster, to name a few. We also found a few hosted on xHamster.

In other words, MetaPorn is just a great olive-colored search engine for porn. Think of it like Google for fuckflicks, only with a more interesting layout.

You know how to use Google. You type in what you want to see in the search bar and boom. When you masturbate, just type in what you want to see in the search bar.

The thing about Google is that it covers the entire Internet. If you take the time, you can find some of the best slutty shit you've ever seen. But that makes it more work for horny perverts in a hurry because it's all mixed in with boring crap.

Try typing "Lesbians" into Google. The image of lesbians is one of blondes eating pussy and brunettes nailing each other with strap-ons while another girl covered in tattoos watches and masturbates. But that's not what Google has in mind. No, their top hits are intellectual Wikipedia bullshit about sexual identity and sexual behavior and other phrases that include sex but aren't sexy. The results seem to get even worse from there.

Now try typing "Lesbians" into MetaPorn's search bar. About 154k results appear, but not a single women's studies article on gender equality and heteronormative microaggressions in the workplace. Video titles such as Hot Lesbian Threesome, Sexy Lesbian Fuck, Ebony Lesbian Masturbation, and Kinky Lesbian Fun tell us all we need to know about the disproportionate media representation of female homosexuals who conform to male-defined standards of social beauty It is. (No one wants to be aroused by the sight of an ugly lesbian pulling her pubic hair out of her snaggle teeth.)

Like Google, you can narrow your search by adding keywords. Within seconds, I found 3,500 videos of ebony lesbians, but only 328 ebony lesbians. If indeed Most Viewed shit is at the top of the list, then calendar porn is more popular than big-breasted anal sex. That's right. It's funny that there is a category called Calendar Porn in the first place. It gets a piece of paper on my dick every time. If it's big tits, Santorum's brown rings are better.

The weird genres on the top page may be a result of MetaPorn's tagging system. While many tube sites display a few tags for each video on the search page, MetaPorn provides an entire paragraph of sex words for every search result. This honeymoon porn video has anal, blowjobs, Cumshots, Creampies, and much more you'll love.

Exotic beauties get fucked by teachers.

I like to think of myself as a fairly worldly and well-traveled porn guy, at least in the sense that I can beat the nasty clips from all over this dirty planet. Looking at the home page, I noticed a section on Indonesian porn videos. It's not something I watch every day, and the thumbnails looked quite appealing.

The thumbnails didn't move when I hovered my mouse over them, so I looked at them without really understanding them. However, I did know that there was an Indonesian language vidio of an exotic little girl who was stripped naked, blindfolded, and fucked with a dildo in a video store. I clicked on one of her nipple clamps.

MetaPorn only lists 133 clips under Best Indonesian Porn Videos, which is considerably less than the 67k filed under Mom Porn Videos. We hope that the low quantity will be compensated for by the high quality of the films. As soon as the thumbnails appeared on the screen, my cock started dripping.

Unfortunately, there is no way to sort the videos that appear by category. I assume the ones at the top are the most recent, but it would be nice to be able to skip to the best, longest, or most popular. This time I was lucky enough to see Tia Tanaka's beautiful face at the top of the screen with a big cock stuck in it. The link took me to PornHub, where I came several times.

According to my ad blocker, I only blocked one pop-up when I visited MetaPorn, which is not bad. But you have to be careful because you never know where their links will send you. Other porn sites have more aggressive types of spam waiting for your clicks.

The biggest drawback of MetaPorn is the inability to filter or sort the search results. This is a basic search engine flaw and one that is built into almost every site. I just can not understand how it can be left out .

Other than that, MetaPorn is a pretty fucking decent porn search engine. There is a ton of material indexed, so it can save you time, especially if you are looking for something specific.MetaPorn looks good, works well, and doesn't cost you a damn cent to turn off.