Mia Khalifa

Mia Khalifa is doing porn again. Honestly, this is one of the perennial questions in porn these days, and I woke up this morning wanting to solve it. I wanted to fuck Mia in a shag video, but I'm a porn actor in my own right and one of the most respected porn experts in the world. I work for a corporation, and while some people would instantly fuck me over my job, I'm only strict when it comes to my job. So keeping an eye on the Mia Khalifa porn situation is my specialty.

Six months after her retirement, she is still one of the most famous porn stars, consistently in the top ten on Pornhub with over a billion views on the free channel alone. In addition, her eponymous website, MiaKhalifa.com, still attracts thousands of visitors a day. The site features premium full-length movies starring famous Lebanese-American media personalities, webcam models and porn stars, and seems like an obvious first stop if you're tired of masturbating to The Hub's samples.

The biggest Arab porn star of all time

Mia Khalifa is one of the most famous actresses in porn in the last decade and one of the most famous porn stars of all time. With a name as big as hers, this review must begin with her biography for those who have recently escaped the Josef Fritzl-style underground sex bunker that isolated them from the rest of the world. Some of you may not have seen Mia's film yet. But believe me, that's about to change.

After a little amateur work with her husband, once she started filming professionally, Mia exploded onto the porn scene, and if you've been masturbating since 2014, you probably remember the exact scene that started it. The scene where Mia in a hijab fucks Juliana Vega in a threesome. It's one hell of a hot scene - Class A BangBros porn with two gorgeous, talented women having wild, passionate sex. That alone should be enough to get your attention.

But it was the hijab that made Mia famous, and this image is still a classic Mia-you can see the animated GIF scene at MiaKhalifa.com. The picture caused a huge sensation in the Arab world, and the enraged Taliban bastards would have to masturbate assiduously with anger in their hearts and lust in their balls. Within weeks she was the most popular porn star in the world, and within a few months she was out of porn.

It is not known how long Mia Khalifa was active, but BangBros launched a website earlier this year to counter Mia's own claims. This ambiguity only contributed to rumors that she was returning to the industry. I figured that if anywhere I could be sure, it would be a site with her name on it. I typed MiaKhalifa.com into my browser and went straight to it.

A true classic of modern pornography.

The first thing you notice about MiaKhalifa.com is the glow of Mia's breasts in the header. These breasts are not real, but they are very beautifully made and huge. Their faces are angelically beautiful and would make Mia a star even if they weren't ISIL inspirational. She has the cuteness of a neighborhood girl and always looks like a smart cutie with glasses. I'm partial to smart women. And her career as a professional online storyteller has proven that she's not faking it with her four-eyed routine.

How many brains do you know who share cock in the kitchen, get double-fucked by two black guys or smile broadly as cum drips down their chins all look familiar, even though Mia Khalifa's tour page is full of boner-inducing images. Which, frankly, isn't entirely a bad thing. Some of them are true porn classics, and the average visitor to PornDude has probably experienced the thrill of at least two of them.

The only way to be sure is to pay the industry-standard $30-a-month membership; a $1-a-day trial would be appropriate, but I always like a good deal. At the top of the registration page, a fake video player plays a high-speed montage of her most famous scenes.

Since MiaKhalifa.com is a BangBros site, I had high hopes that membership would come with unexpected network access. This is not uncommon for sites that are part of a larger network and often underestimate the network element of their travel pages. Unfortunately, no such magic happens on MiaKhalifa. However, access to the main vaults is discounted from $30 to $20. There is also a Member Rewards program that opens up bonus sites after a few months of membership.

So is there new material or not.If you're a fan of Mia Khalifa, you've no doubt typed her name into the search bar on Porntube a couple of times, and there are 231 videos of her on Pornhub as a result of the recent crackdown on user uploads and the removal of a lot of duplicate material. But of course, if you've already played this game, you already know what I know. Mia has not starred in hundreds of movies in three months. Mia herself claims to have starred in only 11 movies, but BangBros lists 28 movies in which she has appeared.

That means there should be 28 movies on MiaKhalifa.com, but there's something strange about that number, too. There are only 14 movies on the site. These are great fuckflicks, the best of them all, but an inadequate number for a pay site. They're not even updated. The last movie was released in 2015. So if you're expecting more top-tier Arabic porn, at least here, you'll have to wait a hell of a long time. Given Mia's relationship with BangBros, she probably won't go back to MiaKhalifa.com once she starts fucking on camera again.

This is a collection of Mia's greatest hits. There are some rarities here, such as early amateur work and webcam shows, but this is the real meat of Mia Khalifa's porn sandwich. This is the only official source and download of her entire BangBros discography, so it's "mo mo." I mean, I think I forgot that porn was so twitchy a few years ago.

Is it worth paying the membership fee.

The big question is whether it's worth signing up for MiaKhalifa. It's a complicated question that probably depends on what you think about the ethics of adult entertainment. If you've never thought about it, you may well be content to jump on the subway after closing a pop-up window with a dozen erection pills. These are, after all, the same scenes you've been looking at for years on the spam tube. On the other hand, if you think people should be rewarded for their hard work, you probably want to pay for your jerk off materials. This is the only legitimate site where you can buy these scenes.

There's a bit of a complication here - it all depends on who you ask. Mia doesn't pay royalties, so your purchase won't be her endorsement. She openly dislikes BangBros and says she gets paid considerably less. However, porn stars basically get paid up front for every scene. This is the standard business model for casting porn actors. Mia has been very successful in her few scenes, earning less than BangBros, but no one could have predicted her meteoric rise to the top and her departure from the industry. Of course, one wonders what would have happened to Mia if that hadn't happened. Beautiful or not, you can't become a social media celebrity without a sex scene online.

At the end of the day, it's up to you to decide if you want to pay $30 for a movie you've been familiar with for years. Once you download the video, it's yours forever, and you no longer have to worry about identity theft on the tube. We've said it before and we'll say it again. Not only are these the best Arabic porn movies ever made, they are the best porn movies ever made. Whether you support the company that makes them or not.