MNF Club Game

I am looking for free sex MMO games like dating cafe. I have been delving into the world of online porn games a lot lately. Those of you who have been following my reviews may already know that this is a new interest of mine and the fact that porn games were never really my thing. I am generally the type of person who likes my porn to be direct and to the point.

If I get horny, I get horny: ...... You know what I mean? I don't have to run around, save damsels in distress, or go on ghetto missions to see sexy women. That's what Super Mario is for. Honestly, who wouldn't have sex with Princess Peach if given the opportunity? Or maybe she is a little too fat for you. She certainly has boobs under that dress.

And you know Mario laid down the pipe for her. He might have even shown Luigi. Luigi definitely likes voyeurism. How do you know? I know it when I see him. Besides, he's always in the background, as if he's masturbating with the princess in Mario's shadow. If it hasn't already happened, someone should make a live-action "Super Mario Bros." porn. Oh, I'm not kidding, we are living in the golden age of porn: ...... Of course, that's already been done.

Since we live in the golden age of pornography, one of the many perks is that there are hundreds of porn video games to choose from. Some of these games are heavy on the gaming aspect and not on the pornography, while others are the opposite, giving players a very flimsy excuse to basically just watch anime porn (the basement-dwelling, regressed anime porn addicts who needed an excuse in the first place ).

Furthermore, given how many porn games there are in the world, needless to say, some are much, much better than others. It is true of any kind of pornography. It is true of any kind of game. So, of course, it is also true of porn games.

What Makes Porn Games Better

When I play a new porn game, I try to judge it on a few basic criteria:

1.) What is the ratio of porn to games? Do I have to play a huge amount of games to get to the porn? Is the actual gameplay fucking stupid and would it be less work to just watch porn cartoons?

2.) Is the game itself interesting? Are there any particularly cool features or challenges? Does it have social or multiplayer aspects? Is it well designed and written? Does it function as it is generally supposed to (no glitches, bugs, etc.)? And...

3.) Is the pornography in the game fly by the seat of your pants? To what extent are they animated? Are the animated chicks sexy? Are they realistic? If not, is the pornography sexy enough to matter?

Multiplayer virtual sex games

Now that we have those three basic criteria in place, let's take a look at a sex game called the MNF Club Game. First, you can start the game by simply going to mnfclub.com in your browser and registering as a user. This is a big plus for me, especially since I don't like taking up space on my hard drive for porn games that may or may not be worthwhile. However, MNF Club has made it easy and all the gameplay is done in your browser.

What exactly is MNFClub? Well, the description of the game they offer sums it up like this: "MNF Club is a multiplayer sex game designed for adults MNF Club is a multiplayer sex game designed for adults. You can meet, chat and enjoy virtual sex with many frustrated people from all over the world... MNF Club does not require you to download or install any additional software. Our MNF MMO works right in your web browser and it's free."

What caught my eye in the description of the game is that you will "meet, chat, and have virtual sex with many frustrated people from all over the world." This immediately reminded me of the game 3DxChat, which has the same basic premise (and they execute it perfectly). With this in mind, my first thought was that the MNF Club would have very big shoes to fill.

I believe that 3DxChat has already perfected this sex game format with great graphics, VR compatibility, a huge user base, numerous huge worlds to explore, and highly detailed sex scenes between player controlled avatars.

Graphics and gameplay

As soon as I started the game, I was a bit underwhelmed by its graphics. It looks like something I've played on the Super NES or Sega Genesis ...... They are very cartoonish and comic book-y. But I'm not an unreasonable person, so I accept that this is simply the intentional aesthetic that the developers of this game were trying to evoke. Besides, I know that a lot of pornaholics around the world are into this style of art, and, well, I'll accept it.

The first thing they do when they start a game is to create their own character. I see. You choose your gender, eye color, eye shape, hair style/color, and face shape, and select clothing from a fairly limited number of options (you can pay for more later). Once you have an avatar, you can then choose a world to visit and hopefully start fucking digitally with hot anime girls.

I chose a western-themed world and prepared to find some sexy (reverse) cowgirls. There was one girl there, so I sent her a private message. No response. I tried to get her attention with that level of general chat. No response to this either. After a few minutes, I got tired of just wandering around this level (note that it is very small) aimlessly, so I went into one of the few things I could do here (and what I often do in real life when I get bored or horny), the saloon.

That saloon was empty, too. Just a cowboy hat on a table (which you can buy for an exorbitant price for a cowboy hat). But I kept walking further in and spotted two sexy little blonde cowgirls at the bar. I clicked on them, hoping to finally get some cartoon pussy. But I was out of luck.

Fun mini-games

After talking to the girls, I was able to play a mini-game with them. In that mini-game, one girl had to ride a mechanical cow and keep it balanced by moving the mouse. The longer she stayed on the cow, the more and more of her clothes would disappear. This kept me entertained much longer than I expected.

In fact, it was quite tricky. In addition, you have to keep the girl balanced for quite a long time (40 seconds for a shirt...) in order to get her out of her clothes, which is really important. It doesn't work as well as getting Daisy Duke off) I must have tried about 20-30 times. Honestly, if this mini-game were extracted and made into an app, I would definitely download it to my phone and play it as a way to kill time.

Other than that, though, I wasn't too impressed with the high ratio of porn to games. It's advertised as a virtual sex game, but every "virtual sex" I've encountered or witnessed has seemed like a glorified version of cybersex, with two characters standing awkwardly side by side and typing what they're doing to the other person. No actual sex takes place in the game. At least, not as far as I could tell. There wasn't even a choice (unless you somehow had to play for a while to acquire it. If so, I'm not sure it's worth it).

Good for game-based cybersex

That said, if you don't mind not having much actual gameplay sex and are looking for a convenient way to meet girls online who want to have cybersex, MNF clubs would be a great option. But on the other hand, if you want something a little more graphic (with a larger user base) and don't mind downloading it, I'd recommend checking out 3DxChat.

Another advantage of Team MNF Club is that the game (and the site) is completely ad-free. The only advertisement for other games is in text at the bottom of the page, so it's more of a resource to help you find other games than an advertisement.

If you are looking for a fun place to run into real girls for text-based cybersex, MNF Club will definitely do the trick. I think of it as a game-based chat client, or an interactive forum with a penchant for video games. But if you're looking for a more immediately audiovisually stimulating porn game, there are better options.