MrPornGeek

Mr. Porn Nerd. We have all been there. We have looked at every porn site we know of, and because we have looked at them all, they are all boring now. That's when you need to find a place that will introduce you to the best porn sites. Where can you go in such a situation? That's right, yourself, ThePornDude.com. But unfortunately, I can't review it myself, so instead, let's take a look at another site that offers a similar service, but worse Welcome to ThePornDude Lite! No, wait, it's called MrPornGeek.com.

Who the hell is he anyway?

Is there anything I haven't already said about my good friend MrPornGeek.com? This beta male has a perverted view of porn sites that I find completely repulsive. Just by looking at him you can tell he has no pussy. Incels are tough, so I have to go easy on Mr. Porn Nerd. But you know what, this place tries to offer the same service I do, but they are failing miserably at reaching my heights. After all, I am the best.

Now, since we're at it, let's take a proper look at MrPornGeek.com. It's hard to stay impartial for the sake of this review, but I'm doing you a favor. This site describes itself as an adult review platform that brings you the best sites on the Internet. Did you use the copy and paste button on your keyboard when checking out my website? No, I don't think so.

Wait, this place looks eerily familiar.

Have you noticed that MrPornGeek.com has completely ripped off my layout and is doing something similar to how ThePornDude.com does things? They say imitation is the greatest form of flattery, so why copy me and do exactly what I do? It's much easier than banging your head and coming up with fresh ideas. The short category descriptions he has are exactly the same as mine. As a matter of fact, after I introduced it on my site, the herd followed and we all know that this is the cold hard truth. In fact, maybe he should try to imitate me in other ways as well. Ditch that ridiculous haircut and put on a proper shirt. But I guess no shirt will look good on me when I'm as skinny as an Ethiopian kid.

The color scheme of this website, wacky. No dark mode, wacky.

Yes, fair enough, keep it up PornDude, you don't want to destroy him, you just want to review his copy and paste site.... Now, then, what about its design? Well, I already mentioned that he has the same layout as mine, but at least the colors are different. But blue and... Damn lime green; who would have thought of this while fiddling with CSS files? Green Lantern, all orange and gray.

I mean, this whole place looks like a low-res version of you. While this beta dude is obsessed with his 2010 tablet, I struggle to provide the best porn site reviews on the planet. When you visit my site, you won't be wasting your time loading gifs. Right now, this fucking guy is on a loop and geeking out on my tablet like a weirdo cached on my computer, so if you load MrPornGeek.com, be careful because what you see will stay on your computer until you clear your cache. Friendly advice.

Elementary mistake, the dreaded home button.

Alright, so what about the functional aspects of this site? Well, first of all, I must chide him on this one. That's right, he, like a commoner, put a big home tab on the main navigation bar. Get with the times, you have to click on your ugly face to get to your home page. The extra buttons make the page cluttered and hard to read.

Then there's the blog tab, but I don't dare go there. Who knows what horrors are in this person's head. I mean, he hasn't added hover effects to all the tabs. Not even a simple flick of transparency. This is literally three lines of code that I have to write. Is it really that hard to make one's website more visible? I swear, some of this stuff gets on my nerves sometimes. It is little things like that that separate the losers from the champions.

Adult review platforms offer... Video.

I thought it was a review platform with a "videos" tab. I would think that if I wanted to watch porn, I would choose from the myriad of links on your home page. Why would I want to watch porn videos on your site, I mean, absolutely. I came here to find a site where I can watch the best porn I can find. I don't want to be satisfied with mediocre porn, which isn't all bad, but at least I can check out some porn stars.

Then there is actually a semi-useful tab, which has to do with Pornstars. This is a much better one. This is why sites like yours exist. There is a cohesive list of many pornstars, and you can scroll through and filter by the first letter of their name, or sort alphabetically or by popularity. Now, there are some sites that simply list a lot of porn stars, but MrPornGeek.com, where you can check out over 600 porn stars, certainly puts in the work here.

How this site actually works, coupons

Now, the next tab is the "Coupons" tab... You couldn't even provide a proper gif with a transparent background that could be used as an icon. I mean, I can clearly see the outline of the box the gif is in. Well, it's a minor bug, but it stings my eyes every time I visit MrPornGeek.com. This is something I can't bear to see. But the contents of this tab are actually very nice.

You can get some really nice coupons on this tab, and you might want to take advantage of MrPornGeek.com. Anyway, I'm not going to mention the "Dating" and "Cams" tabs because the last two tabs are just leaving this website. And I just noticed that the Cams tab has an underline with a hover function. That's great. But I have one question. Why don't you do the same for the other tabs? You are an amateur.

The categorization is, of course, thanks to me.

I think one of the things MrPornGeek.com does well is categorize all the sites. It's the same format I use, so you can't go wrong. In fact, you all already know that I will cut to the chase and not engage in any bullshit. I don't need tabs or anything else to give you the content you deserve. Who the hell watches videos on this site! I don't see the point of tabs.

All in all, ThePornDude Lite- I mean MrPornGeek.com is a site where you can check out some of the best porn sites on the planet. Of course, my site is better in every way, but if you feel like changing things up a bit, check out MrPornGeek.com and give this guy a shot. You can tell by his dorky haircut. He needs to increase traffic to his website so he can afford to hire a hairdresser or something. It's embarrassing.