Naked News

NakedNews, aka nude news. How many times have you been watching the news and about halfway through the broadcast you realize you haven't said anything because you've been gawking at the seductive rack of the female anchor for so long? Now, let's be honest. This is not going to be my problem alone. I can't help it because I'm a man.

Some of the newscasters... Damn. Besides, these women almost always wear tops that show off their boobs, with deep necklines to maximize the view of their cleavage. Some of these women look like they have their breasts up on the podium. How am I supposed to catch the words coming out of your mouth screaming at me to look at your boobs?

The good news is that there is no news. Especially these days with the clumsy downfall of the American empire. Of course, this only makes it harder to pay attention to what that sexy anchor is saying. I don't want to hear about new developments suggesting collusion with Russia or Trump using his little hand to veto a compromise to end the government shutdown. I have too much stress in my personal life to deal with. I just want that sexy anchor to take his top off. I feel like that would help me get rid of the blues.

Of course, that will never happen. America is full of purists, Protestants, hypocritical religious fanatics, and priests who would never allow something as obscene as a woman's nipple to be shown on television. No, no, that would be too inappropriate. Jesus would not be pleased. But if it were a little boy, the priests would deal with it calmly. Oh come on, don't think I'm being creepy. I'm just reporting the facts.

Naked News, the natural course of events.

Thank God for Canada (something you probably never thought you would read on a porn site). A couple of Canadians, Fernando Pereira and Kirby Stacina, started a website called Naked News in 1999, and Naked News is a brilliant answer to the problem I mentioned earlier about not being able to see the nudity of the anchors. Thanks to NakedNews.com, you can satisfy both your brain and your penis at the same time.

Frankly, it makes so much sense that it's a wonder it took someone this long to create it. I mean, think about it, Naked News: originality in simplicity. As you can imagine, Naked News quickly attracted a large number of imitators. Today, there are many attempts at this wonderful form of entertainment, such as Comedie+ in France and Radio Tango in Norway, but none of them can match the quality of Naked News.

Naked News offers a variety of segments and airs new episodes six days a week. Popular segments include auditions for anchors, nudity in movies, sports, food, and sex and relationships. Other segments include "Boob of the Week" (which, of course, is only surpassed by the very prestigious "Boob of the Year"), "Naked Yogi," "Riding in a Car Naked," "Drinking in the Raw," etc. What You Missed section is a great way to keep members up-to-date on the site, which is constantly being updated. In fact, I wish more porn sites would adopt this feature, especially the constantly updated free porn tube. Here, Naked News provides a customized list of everything that has been posted to the site since you last logged in. Thanks to this very useful feature, you don't have to worry about missing content anymore. I like it very much.

Sexy anchors are respected and admired.

Naked News content can also be viewed by anchor. As you begin to check the program regularly, you may discover which women are your favorites. Clicking on the "Anchors" tab brings up a comprehensive list that includes not only the beautiful anchors who regularly work the show, but also guest anchors and past anchors.

You can choose from a huge banner with sexy poses, brief profiles, polite bios, and all the segments they've appeared in on Naked News. Learn your girl's size, turn-ons, turn-offs, specialties (flirting, sensual, etc.), and hobbies. I love sites that really respect their models and I'm glad Naked News is one of them.

Poor fluff to fap ratio.

However, as a porn site, I'm a bit conflicted on how to evaluate this piece. It's not so much a porn site. It is more of a sexy news site. I like the concept, I like the anchor, I like the site, don't get me wrong. But I can't get serious fapping here. It's a bit of a shame that there is no porn that I can actually get excited about. But Naked News isn't in that kind of business, and we don't try to make it look like we are in that kind of business, so I can't really judge it too harshly. But having said that, I would definitely like it if there was at least a segment that was a little nuts.

In an ideal world, Naked News would offer a separate segment where the fuck happens. Even if it is softcore. In fact, the great thing is that at the end of each show, the news gradually leads into hot lesbian action. That is the only way Naked News can get better, and that is what porn should be about.

Surprisingly, pornography does not seem to be mentioned at all on Naked News. The site does not even have a porn or adult entertainment section (as far as I can tell). This strikes me as strange. Especially since Naked News is technically considered a porn site even if it isn't. It would be normal to want to accept that and somehow reflect it in the program. This site is perfectly suited for interviewing porn stars. Both the anchor and the porn star can chat with each other in the nude. Perhaps Naked News is a good place to start.