Parasited
https://parasited.com
I was parasitized once as a child. It was a very innocent incident: I dropped a fruit roll-up into the sand. I could not let it go to waste because the rainbow-colored tube of sugar and crushed pears had become filthy. I still adhere to this rule to some extent, and I have grown into a proudly filthy man. These days, I avoid being a host to invasive species, but I was strangely surprised when I found a porn site that turned parasitism into a sexy scenario.
Parasited.com calls itself "Your #1 Parasited Porn Sauce." I usually call bullshit on the "we're #1" claim that every porn site, from the flimsy free tube to the vast reality porn network, always makes, but these guys immediately made me want to believe it. As far as I know, this is the only pay site that offers premium sci-fi porn about parasites. Being the only example in a niche field is certainly an advantage, but what about the quality of the pornography? But what about the quality of the pornography? To find out, I took my usual morning dose of anti-parasitic drugs along with my erectile drugs.
Who laced my semen with mucus?
Are you guys ready to get weird? If not, I suggest you peruse the halls of ThePornDude for something a little more traditional in the world of online porn, and Parasited has the same autoplay montage at the top of the page as every other major pay site, complete with naked boobs, lesbian 69s, and bodily fluid-soaked There are beautiful orgasmic faces, but that's not all that's in the video loops. There are aliens crawling out of their pants and mouths, vomiting women, and a shit ton of gelatinous extraterrestrial mucus in place of the human semen that covers furniture and flesh in the usual porn shoots.
Some of the women roll their eyes, which is common on porn sites with a bottle or two worth of lotion. But you don't often see eyes that have gone completely white as a result of being parasitized by aliens. The small note at the bottom of the front page montage reads, "Alien parasites have taken over the minds of some of the hottest women on the planet, and are putting them at their mercy."
As quirky as the subject matter is, what you immediately notice is the production value: Parasited.com produces slick, cinematic films that straddle the line between hardcore porn and indie sci-fi. Most porn sites don't even have a special effects budget, but they clearly put money into their entire presentation.
The preview situation is a bit atypical, but at least it's a step forward from the pay sites where every "play" button on the tour just leads to a sign-up page. The sneak peek is a silent GIF, but it is a nice showcase of the kind of action to be found inside: in the preview for Maid, a parasite crawls into Amirah Adara's pussy, then from Amirah's mouth into Clemence Audiard's pussy, and then into a mind-controlled The two women are then shown eating each other's coats. If you've ever seen a David Cronenberg film, you'll love it.
Cheaper than a dose of piperazine or ivermectin.
The moment we launched Parasited.com, we already knew who was behind it. Not many companies publish such dark, cinematic, hardcore content. A few years ago, we might have suspected it was the Czech company that produces HorrorPorn and MoviePorn. This time around, it turns out to be the same people behind Futanari.xxx and Hentaied. Not only does the premise come directly from the dirtiest of cartoons, but it is produced in the same style as those other sites. (You can check out my full review of these sites here at ThePornDude.)
That's not the only thing Parasited has in common with Hentaied and Futanari. They also work with gorgeous and famous porn stars. In addition to the babes already mentioned, they have worked with Valentina Nappi, Cherry Kiss, and Tiffany Tatum. Deep niche sites often have to work with anyone their budget allows, and perverted masturbators are forced to wave their cocks at ugly girls and unknown sluts. But not here.
If there is a downside to Parasited, it is only its novelty. As of this writing, Parasited.com has seven movies. This is lousy by any paysite standards, and with the sporadic release rate, there is no telling how long it will take to fill up. I will mention that when Hentide was first released, I was concerned that they would not get enough subscribers to keep making movies. However, after I wrote my first review they exploded and I expect the same to happen here.
While many may be reluctant to sign up for a pay site with seven vids and no clear release schedule, there is another option: Parasited offers monthly subscriptions or video-on-demand (VOD). The price is roughly $1 per minute, a typical price for fetish porn. It is worth noting that downloads are not included in the membership, so if you want to save them for later, you will have to pay.
Parasited.com requires an email address before you can see the membership price, which is becoming a pet peeve of mine on my paysites. The good news is that they are running a 30% off introductory offer, which brings the monthly fee to â¬19.99, cheaper than the average paysite. While the catalog is small, it is still a reasonable price for such deep niche masturbation material.
There seems to be something wrong with these porn stars.
With only seven pornos to choose from, "Parasited" left this professional masturbator with a "where to start" dilemma. Intrigued by the parasite-laden camp scenario and invited to date an infected redhead, I ended up with "Office Pt. 2," released just two weeks ago, because I was attracted to Valentina Nappi. It's always hard to resist, especially when you know she's going to be naughty. Thumbnail Threesome met my requirements.
The film is only 10 minutes long and begins with a slow, creepy pan to a suburban home. Vince, the male actor, paces around nervously from the beginning and doesn't look at all relieved when a slippery, glistening, wet Valentina enters the room naked." You're not acting right," he says as she tries to put her hands on him. He pushes her down on the couch and turns around to find Cherry Kiss lurking behind him. She grabs his face and kisses him, dripping mucus, and Vince falls to the floor puking while Valentina strokes the kitten.
Slime or no slime, I'm not sure I'd want to run away from two aggressive porn stars. This scene rolls some good femdom into weird alien shit. Cherry restrains Vince and Valentina covers his legs with slime before sucking his cock, because Vince finally seems to get into the act when Cherry rides his face and licks her pussy until she releases a copious amount of thick, clear slime all over him.
"Now you know what it's like to fuck my assistant," Valentina tells Vince, "and you've always wanted to know." For such a short scene, there's a lot of variety. They include cock riding, doggy position, cock sucking, and a lot of pussy eating. There are also several gallons of alien slime and milky simulated semen.
Cherry gives Vince a footjob, explaining to Valentina that "the ultimate climax is the greatest pleasure," and that if she chooses that option, he becomes her sex slave. The film ends with the girls laughing as Valentina steps off camera and her decision is made.
Parasited.com is not a porn site that I would recommend to anyone. However, it is a much easier site to recommend to anyone who likes kinky hentai and wants to find a live-action version of it, like "Hentaied". The films are beautifully, cinematically, and bizarrely produced, each starring a high-level porn star in a slime-soaked hardcore sci-fi scenario. Even if the premise doesn't immediately interest you, the tour page is worth a look, if only for the wild, exotic novelty. Who knows. You may find a new fetish.
- Cheaper than most paysites
- Irregular updates