PornFrost

PornFrost. Oh, I love reviewing these sites. Why? Because they're the best, and I already know they're going to be worse than my site. But well, I don't mean to be mean, so let me jump over to PornFrost.com and explain why this site is a complete wreck, not even remotely comparable to my masterpiece. I'm going to dissect this place as best I can because, let's be honest, there isn't much this site has to show us, but maybe not too much.

As you might expect, not that many porn sites are listed.

Okay, okay, okay, I've had enough of talking without backing it up with facts. But you all know that The Porn Dude always backs up his words with pure facts. And the fact is that Porn Frost lacks the elements that make a pornographic index site important. The first thing missing is the number of sites reviewed on PornFrost.com. Seriously, do a quick count of all the sites listed on their website and then look at my list. Yes, mine is pretty much unbeatable.

But if you want to visit this website for any reason, at least they offer a few websites on their list. If you are looking for a porn listing and don't want to use a better site than mine, you might want to give this one a try. But let's be honest for a second, I know I wouldn't do that. And I'm the best authority when it comes to pornography.

I don't design it well at all.

But it's not just the number of links they provide that are lacking compared to mine. No, their design is really bad too. Just looking at this, you can notice that this place is basically a much lower quality website; PornFrost.com disproportionates every element on the website and they obviously don't need to zoom in so much. But they don't know that. Why do they do so? They are just bad designers and can spot it from a mile away. And it is not simply because they are zooming in.

It's just bad, for lack of a better word. If they really wanted to go for the modern feel that they tried so hard to strip from my site, they should have done a lot of things differently. Now, obviously, I am not going to say what it is because they do not want to rip me off any more than they already have. They just can't seem to do a good job in that regard either. You know those kids who always cheat on tests but can't even copy the answers correctly. Yeah, that's what this PornFrost.com is.

The icons are all broken and cut off at the bottom.

What else don't you like about PornFrost.com? I don't like that they ruined all the icons. The resolution is so low that sometimes it's hard to tell what the icons represent (Hentai icons... What the heck is that?). And it doesn't make sense to have another logo right next to it.

At least the background is dark.

Why are there two logos? Oh, I don't care, I'll just stop. Here's one more thing I like about this site, which I'm sure everyone can guess. That is the dark background. Of course, if you go to my site, you can pick the one that is better in every way, but at least it is not all white here. That is a terrible thing. So, I appreciate that you keep your website dark so that my eyeballs don't burn when I'm browsing late at night.

Black text on a dark background... Really.

Here's another bug in the shitty design. If you scroll down far enough, you can see all the latest additions to the site, and you can see what the site is about in black text under the thumbnails. But this is the problem with dark backgrounds and no background color for scrolling elements, you dummies, PornFrost.com needs to get its act together on these newfangled mistakes or else they might shut this place down.

There are no detailed reviews, only short reviews with pros and cons listed.

If you look at any of the reviews, you will notice that only the pros and cons of the website are mentioned. There is no review or text. Honestly, they probably hired some Indian to write the pros and cons section, because anyone with two brain cells can write that bull shit. If you go to my reviews you will see some of the most coherent reviews. And you will know that it is from a reliable source called The Porn Dude. You can't go wrong if you choose an experienced guy like me.

But before I pat myself on the back even more with this review, I think I should end this review by saying that PornFrost.com is a website you can visit if you are looking for a short pros and cons to the website and are a fan of a smaller list than what I offer It is. I don't know why you would be a fan of something like this, but if you are on crack or something, I urge you to visit PornFrost.com. Until then, enjoy The Porn Dude for the best porn site on the Internet.