Rule34Paheal. I know what you are thinking. What is this "Rule34Paheal"? Well, Rule 34 (anime) is a popular meme that basically states that if it exists, its porn. In other words, the idea is that since there are so many weird and perverted people like you in the world, there is pornography of just about everything imaginable. Or, as the About section of rule34.paheal.net puts it, "Porn exists without exception.
A complex picture of a pokemon raping its master. There is pornography. Bizarre cartoons of fairies having every hole filled with giant tentacles. There is pornography. Videos of grandmas drinking cocktails of feces and cum. Well, you get the idea (unfortunately, in that case).
If you ever doubt the daring creative spirit of mankind, just look at the porn industry. It never ceases to amaze me how far they will go to get people excited. Porn is even about to be made that will be filmed in space. Yes, anti-gravity fucking in a rocket ship. The two porn actresses used for this film have been training for years for this once-in-a-lifetime role.
They put a man on the moon, and now they put a man on a woman near the moon and shoot. There is nothing she can't do when she is horny. Imagine what would happen if we applied this level of motivation and creativity to other fields. If fuck could somehow solve problems like global warming and war. We would live in a beautiful utopia. I guarantee it.
Well, even if we have to deal with massive floods and super heavy rains and the possibility of species extinction, at least in the meantime we can enjoy endless pornography. Even if we can't solve the world's problems, at least we can make ourselves feel good while we have the chance.
Rule 32 Rule 34.
Rule 34 Paheal allows you to both access and contribute to the vast archive of illustration and Photoshop pornography Rule 34 has a few rules (aside from the Rule 34 rule, of course). The first rule (which should be true for all sites) is that underage pornography of any kind will not be tolerated under any circumstances. Furthermore, the site does not allow any photoshopped images of underage body parts (i.e., underage girls' heads copied/pasted onto adult or cartoon bodies, etc.).
Rule 34 also prohibits anything that could be considered "infantile," i.e., drawn images, 3D renderings, or depictions of girls who appear to be underage. They really don't mess around when it comes to these things. Thank goodness.
It is also forbidden to post images or videos depicting animals "in an explicit manner." The rule, however, states that anything drawn is acceptable. As strange as it sounds, it is probably not strictly illegal.
Finally, "Rule 34" has a policy intended to limit the amount of "soft" pornography posted on the site. The site's "Rules" section states. If there are less than 60 "real" pornographic images of a character, "soft" pornography will be allowed until there are enough "real" pornographic images. By "soft" pornography we mean naughty, topless, lots of cleavage, sex juice, fetish wear, bulges, camel fingers, bare butts, and generally less explicit erotica. Otherwise, it requires insertion into an orifice, visible genitalia, anus, and female nipples."
There are a total of 32 rules to abide by as a Rule 34 user, and it seems like a lot to keep track of, especially when it comes to the exact requirements regarding the type of content you can post and how you can post it. Frankly, if I were into animated pornography, this might be too much to keep track of.
Of course, I agree with the zero tolerance policy against child pornography and bestiality, but there are about 30 other things that I need to keep in mind, even if they are less important. So you might want to keep this in mind before you decide to join this online community. I know some people like this level of organization and moderation when it comes to online forums, though. In any case, I think this is something you should know first before deciding to use this site.
This is not your typical porn site.
Rule 34 only archives by tag. This means that you cannot search by keywords or phrases. Everything you type into the search box automatically becomes a tag, which greatly limits how you can browse the site. However, it is a fairly convenient way to find exactly what you are looking for.
It will take a little getting used to the site and the community. But first, you need to know what tags are (especially the rule that you cannot create your own tags that are not on other images). On top of that, I'm not sure how they introduce new material; the moment you arrive at the Rule 34 homepage, you'll notice that it's no different from any other porn site. The first thing you see is a green page with a tiny bit of text in the upper left corner. That text reads, "For legal reasons, we must point out that A) This site contains material that is not appropriate for minors [...]. B) Cookies may be used. If you are an adult and are okay with this, please click here." It says.
Even after entering the site, it is not immediately obvious that it is a porn site. You are presented with a page with just a search bar, browsing options, and seven animated catgirls, each holding a sign with a number on it.
At first I thought it was just a random number, but then it occurred to me that it probably represents the number of posts on this site: 2 - 4 - 8 - 2 - 0 - 6 - 3. Two million, four hundred and eighty-two thousand, six hundred and three. That's a hell of a lot of porn. This site has the potential to be a veritable paradise for anime porn lovers.
Above the search bar are also the words "Rule 34" written in a straight blue font. Below the logo, you can choose from "Posts," "Comments," "Tags," "Wiki," and "Documents." I started with "Tags" first, because I still don't really understand how the site works. When I did, a huge list of tags appeared, and then an alphabetical list above that; I had to scroll all the way down just to get to the "A" section. Tags are listed in order of popularity, so links to tags with the most posts appear larger. This is a great feature and I hope other sites adopt it. It makes looking at porn a little easier.
There are high resolution images, but it lacks the community feature.
As I was scrolling through the tags, "Ariel" caught my eye. Clicking on it brought up hundreds of Little Mermaid porn images. Some were as artistically rendered as the movie, while others were fan art of Ariel being fucked in various scenes.
I decided on a great painting of Eric (Ariel's love interest in the story) eating Ariel's ass. She is supine, her beautiful, plump buttocks raised to the face of Eric, who is buried in it. Her face is all seductive passion, bedroom eyes and all. I am not into toon porn, but I can see why someone who is would be into this picture.
The images are all presented in very high resolution and are quite large by default so that you can fully enjoy the details (you can also resize the images if you wish). Below the images you will see the uploader, a list of relevant tags, the URL of the image source, and a user comment. You will see that anyone can comment, with or without a user name. It is always great to see sites (especially those that are primarily user-uploaded) embrace the potential of community features.
That said, I think Rule34, like Rule34Hentai, could do with incorporating a few more of these features. Users have a "profile" associated with their handle, but there is not much personalization or communication. At the very least, I would like to see a feature that would allow users to curate their own galleries. Or, I would love to have the ability to chat with other users. But there is no such thing. In fact, come to think of it, Rule 34 doesn't even have the ability to rate images.
If you like porn anime, hentai, manga, 3D renderings, or anything non-human, Rule 34 has tons of it. You can easily find them through the tag system, and they are all high resolution and high quality. However, it lacks some prominent community features, and the site design is unsatisfactory (plus, there are ads). But just because it doesn't work for me doesn't mean you won't enjoy it. Please check it out.