SheReacts

Her reaction My favorite moment in sex is when I first pull out my manhood. I endlessly enjoy watching a woman's reaction when my phallic cock comes out of her pants. It's like the first scene in Spaceballs, where it takes the ship a minute and a half to fly past the screen.

My cockzilla.

Their expressions are a mixture of shock, surprise, excitement and fear. The bitches already know I have a serious specimen by my alpha energy, but they don't expect it to be the size of a horse. Any normal slut would be happy to know what my cock feels like in her pussy, but to know what it feels like would mean ruining her pussy. She might never be able to get it back. Besides, it might ruin every penis for the rest of her life except mine.

I like to think of the next time Bitch is fucking a guy who isn't me. She won't stop being disappointed when some poor guy's meat falls out of some loser's pants. Sorry, bitch. That dick is first class. The gods created it and then broke the mold. (For legal reasons.)

I'd bet my life and the lives of my loved ones on it, you've never seen that look, have you. When you pull the poor boy's dick out, the bitch has to suppress a laugh. It barely penetrates through the veil of his scrotum. When you're naked and tan, you need to get your balls tied up or the sun won't get on your shaft. Your penis doesn't deserve to be called a penis. Your dick from root to head, you won't make it, you won't collect $200.

The first three women laugh at your dick.

It's been that way since you were a little girl. The first woman to laugh at how small your dick is is your mother. Ever since you were a little girl, you knew that your penis would never be more than two inches long. Your father cried that he had such a pathetic son. He wanted you to carry on the family name, but he could never impregnate a bitch with that grain of rice you call a sex organ.

Your pediatrician is the second person who makes fun of you. Your parents brought you to the doctor because they were afraid your small penis was a health problem. It's unnatural. At first, the doctor tried to reassure your father and mother. That was until the doctor noticed them. She called the nurse and the whole office laughed heartily at your unhappiness.

The third woman was your sister. She was the one who officially told you that your dick was different from the other girls. Your sister was a complete whore, so I've seen quite a few dicks since then. You burst into tears when you found out that the average penis is 5.5 inches long and no girl wants to ride a 2-inch rocket, you were hopeless.

And today you were right. No woman wants to touch that dick. All they want to do is masturbate. You don't even use your hands to masturbate. It's just a little more expensive than the trial price yo. These people aren't trying to trick anyone.

The last and best option.The two men who accepted the penis size challenge soon lost. The first cock could hardly be called a penis. It was more like a medium-sized clitoris. It's not an exaggeration to say that when I was little, my penis was much bigger. I even have a picture of a bathtub to prove it. If your penis was the same as this man's, I would feel sorry for you. I don't know about surgery, I wouldn't be able to live with a chipmunk dick for the rest of my life.

I'm addicted to this site. It's hilarious as hell. But at least you get to see faces you've never seen - faces that are impressed with your manhood.

I can't find anything bad to say about this site. The only downside is that She React.