ShooshTime

Would you like to have a good laugh at Shoe Shoe Time? Many years ago, when I was a young man, I came across an amateur pornographic video in which a fat slut was being teased by a guy who was a little too fat for his own good. The video featured a group of sluts teasing this fat slob, who clearly didn't know what to do about the sudden attention his vagina was getting. The video ended with one of the women pulling down his pants, wrapping her lips around his 2 inch penis, and then starting to laugh as he quickly begins to pre-ejaculate into his XXL underwear.

I remember sending this to a friend and he immediately started laughing as he commented on the smallest penis he had ever seen. It was more funny than sexy, but a good time.

ShooshTime can deliver this stuff at its best. At its worst, it is just a collection of regular teen porn that tries to look funny with clickbait titles like "Yes, I'm 18" or "TOO MUCH CUM MOTHERFUCKER".

Considering that much of the porn is pretty standard teen shit that can be found in many other places, I think Shoosh Time has seen better days. Half of the links are to videos not hosted on this site, and there are annoying ads that cover half the page when browsing.

ShooshTime tries desperately to convince you that they are edgy, funny, and different. But I'm here to tell you that while you'll occasionally come across a solid fap story, most of the time you won't, so if you want to get to the heart of ShooshTime.com, browse the Bizarre section and check out the weird stuff you'll want to show your friends and laugh at, or check out the Celebrities section for a gallery of decent nude scenes.

I wouldn't trust any link.

The layout of ShooshTime makes me want to tear out my eyeballs and punch the site's creators.

The left half of ShooshTime is usually content, while the right half is devoted to advertising. You will encounter a lot of annoying ads, from the Brazzers promotional link that sticks on every page to the nude grandma ad on the right side.

Videos are categorized in many standard ways: amateur, anal, babe, HD, porn star, etc. What is odd is that not only are the videos categorized under the video section, but there is a completely duplicate tab called "Categories" with the exact same crap (although with attached pictures). I don't see what the point of this is. I think it would be nice to have the categories sorted by picture for those who can't read.

There is also a category for porn stars where you can browse content from various porn stars. Many porn stars will have a handful of videos you can check out. Finally, there is a section called ShooshTime's Dirty 30, which displays random amateur porn photos and videos.

Note: The Live Sex Cams link is a shitty ad. Do not click on them.

ShooshTime is a weird mess

If I had to describe ShooshTime in one word, it would be schizophrenic. This site doesn't know what it wants to be and you don't know what you want to be either. Is it a shock site? Is it a teen site? Is it an amateur site? Who knows fuck. But if you want to do a little digging, there is some solid fap material, mostly of the teen and amateur variety.

One of the highlights of ShooshTime is "ShooshTime's Dirty 30," which releases 30 random amateur photos and clips each month. This is an area of focus for the site's creators, and the porn is pretty good and not to be found anywhere else.

ShooshTime's "Bizarre" section is another saving grace of this confusing site; "Bizarre" is, you guessed it, funny, weird porn to watch.

The video I watched started out very normal, with an amateur girl peeking through a keyhole. She was in pretty good spirits.

But then her boobs began to grow. At first they were the size of baseballs. Then they became basketballs. Then, really weirdly, she started titty-fucking this guy, and he would bust them for about a minute. I didn't fap to it, but it was a worthwhile experience nonetheless.

Another good gallery is called "Hollyrude" and is basically a porn gallery for Hollywood bitches. You can find this stuff in many places on the Internet, but ShooshTime does a decent job of collecting them in one place and making them easy to browse. Most of the videos are ripped sex scenes from movies.

In general, however, ShooshTime seems dedicated to providing teen amateur content in a unique way to get your attention. Instead of just calling them "18-Year-Old Teens," they call them "Innocent Teen Makes a Huge Mistake..." and give it a shitty title like "The Innocent Teen Makes a Terrible Mistake...". It's a great psychological trick. The content is the same kind of crap you see everywhere. But maybe I can appreciate it in terms of capturing the imagination or something like that.

What I like.

ShooshTime is a little more interesting and edgy than your average porn site. The clickbait-like titles give the content flavor and personality.

As I said earlier, the Dirty 30 and Celebrity galleries are worth checking out. The content is a mess, but fun to browse through. Of course, there is also a "Bizarre" category, which has made me laugh more than once.

What I Dislike.

First, ShooshTime does not tell you which videos are linked to third-party sites and which are hosted by ShooshTime. So often, when you click on a video, you are sent to a completely different site to view the content. This is very annoying because you end up seeing the ad twice in order to watch the video.

Second, once you get past the clickbait titles, the content is pretty standard crap. This kind of teen amateur porn can be found on any tube site, and other than the odd one, there isn't much in the way of unique, fresh porn; ShooshTime relies on descriptions and thumbnails to capture the imagination, rather than providing grade-A fap material.

Finally, the site suffers from misleading links. In addition to random off-site links, the Live Sex Cams link is simply an embedded advertisement, and the Porn Discounts link likewise sends you to an entirely different page. There is also the so-called "ShooshTime exclusive offer" from Brazzers, which cannot be removed because it follows me everywhere I go.

Suggestion.

I have so many complaints about this site that I will generously offer my solutions as well.

First, make it clear which videos are hosted off site. If the video sends you elsewhere, write down which site the video is hosted on. Many portal tube sites do this because they don't want their users to end up on a shitty site infested with spyware and messing up their computers.

Second, web hosts should put more effort into showcasing unique content; ShooshTime has become famous in the past for featuring interesting and bizarre content, but now many videos are just regular teen porn pretending to be epic. If ShooshTime made an effort, it could feature better.

The layout also needs a little work. It is not good for viewers' mental health to have ads taking up half the screen everywhere you go. It is cumbersome and gives the impression of being lazy. I appreciate the minimal pop-ups, but I think there are better ways to show ads while displaying content.

Shooshtime (often mistaken for "swooshtime," "sooshtime," "smooshtime," or "shoostime") also has a user registration feature that allows users to rate a video or something. I really don't see the point in registering. Maybe they should think about ways to develop the community or something.

After all, it is still a "good time

Overall, ShooshTime is a decent site for finding celebrity porn, weird porn, and teen amateurs. Don't come here expecting a professional experience, as everything is unorganized and messy. The porn is pretty good quality and the celebrity section is good for a fap or two. Finally, there is also plenty of non-pornographic content here. This is the kind of crap you can find on places like Liveleak, people burning themselves, police brutality videos, and other weird shit like that.