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Hall of Fame. What porn sites are in this PornDude category.
Only the best porn sites are listed on the top page. Some sites are worthy of special mention, but others have yet to earn their place on the red carpet. We will never be as great a porn kingdom as ThePornDude.

Congratulations to you veterans of the porn industry. You're on the right track to creating an epic porn site. For now, you have to settle for shitty Nigerian traffic left over from Google and Hall of Fame failure for now, but keep working hard and you'll soon be a major site. Don't waste your time trying to bribe me with dick pictures and allowance money in hopes that money will change my mind. I may be as influential in the adult industry as Trump, but don't turn me into a money-hungry Melania. If you are a female webmaster, feel free to contact me and see if my D size boobs and wet pussy will make me weak.

God, if I could compare this to a cuckolding scene, it would be like a black gentleman eating his master's cream buns after he's finished fucking his wife's anus bareback. He's the kind of loser who knows he doesn't want it, but gladly begs and licks up the leftovers because he can't take it anymore anyway. How you like the taste of sloppy seconds of real alpha, bitch. You want more, bitch.

Like eFukt (You fuck a desperate, drunken fat bitch on a sidewalk strewn with dog poop, in full view of everyone. And in doing so, you get your ass slapped and your dick blocked by a teenage Mandingo. You want to complete your shame by jerking off your blue balls like this unstoppable loser).

PornDude, those porn sites are still worth looking at. I don't want to waste my time, I want to watch good porn.
You sociopaths fuck everything with a hole in it, and Pornhub probably downloads everything on your hard drive. You have nothing else to do, so you wonder what's on the Internet. But can you imagine the horror of encountering a woman in the flesh. Oh, no. Wouldn't you rather be in your basement under your mother's protection. I don't want to lose my virginity to a bunch of feminist pussies.

Link: eFukt.

Andrew, 24, celebrated his birthday at a strip club in Arkansas. His friends started a "go-fund-me" page to help the shy man lose his virginity, and barely made the $20 needed to hire a local black hooker, porn star "Jasmine." With no money for condoms and the stupidity of a horny Andrew, this kefal boy was forced into full nudity. We can't blame this obese boy. Because this was probably his first encounter with the opposite sex, and his mother probably never asked him about birds and bees.

His "friend" called in a reporter from the Clinton News Network (CNN) to document this impressive event, but since Hillary lost the presidency, there was nothing to do anyway. One could go on about this bitch's daily adventures in Bill Clinton's kitchen, but who cares about that except the vegetarian feminists who are her base of support. The people elected pussy thieves, so let's give them what they want. Pornography.

A reporter interviews the "happy" couple, Andrew says he's a little nervous and sweaty. Maybe this guy is excited that his cherry is about to explode, but I think it has more to do with his addiction to McDonald's. He could be the poster boy for a Big Mac commercial. Jasmine must be too busy chewing gum to worry about all this and thinking about how much crack she can buy for $20. Anyway, they get naked on stage, and Andrew pees his pants for the first time in his life. He feels like he's watching a freak show, and he gets distracted by his boobs, which look bigger than Jasmine's silicone boobs.

Not wanting to ruin the best moment of his life with premature ejaculation, he sucks her several times before the crucial moment arrives. Jasmine inserts her pussy into his cock and continues to ride him until he spews his load on her tits. The crowd goes crazy, people start crying, and applause spreads through the strip club. We may have witnessed the biggest circus event since Trump won the presidency over feminist cult leader Hillary Clinton and brought freedom back to America.

Anyway, if you are like me and only touch the best, now is the time to stay away from this "garbage." Don't say I didn't warn you. The content on these sites may be suitable for fap, but you may be bombarded with excessive (malicious) ads and video players streaming sex movies at slower speeds than your grandmother's 56K internet in the 90s.Do you like having sex in a slideshow that freezes every five seconds. Do you like having pop-ups close every time you refresh the page. Do you like seeing a site that lacks proper functionality and looks uglier than Kim Kardashian without makeup. I don't like it.

PornDude, what other porn sites are listed here. You all know there are cheap imitations trying to emulate my success. There's a saying in Holland "tall trees catch the wind," isn't there. Flattery is like the cockroach that appears every time ThePornDude farts. I know how much these obnoxious insects love (my) shit and that this is their only creation. It never ceases to amaze me that they lack creativity and originality and excel at the Chinese copy and paste technique.

It's like watching a flawed version of ThePornDude made by retarded people. How can they be proud of copying someone else's work. Do these bastards with a small dick complex get jealous of my fame and the amount of pussy I fuck on a daily basis. I think it's the 'get out of bed in the morning and get a trophy' mentality of the millennial generation. 'Mom, I made the best porn guy moniker. Please praise me. Mom, kick the lazy leeches in the balls, you fucking parasite.

If you want to laugh at the real thing, how about torturing yourself with this parody of "Pornchuppy." It's like banging "Lady Gaga" when you can bang "Kylie Jenner."

Like eFukt (How ThePornDude handles wannabes trying to steal his girlfriend).

Hall of Fame. What porn sites are in this PornDude category. Only the best porn sites are listed on the top page. Some sites are worthy of special mention, but others have yet to earn their place on the red carpet. We will never be as great a porn kingdom as ThePornDude. Congratulations to you veterans of the porn industry. You're on the right track to creating an epic porn site. For now, you have to settle for shitty Nigerian traffic left over from Google and Hall of Fame failure for now, but keep working hard and you'll soon be a major site. Don't waste your time trying to bribe me with dick pictures and allowance money in hopes that money will change my mind. I may be as influential in the adult industry as Trump, but don't turn me into a money-hungry Melania. If you are a female webmaster, feel free to contact me and see if my D size boobs and wet pussy will make me weak. God, if I could compare this to a cuckolding scene, it would be like a black gentleman eating his master's cream buns after he's finished fucking his wife's anus bareback. He's the kind of loser who knows he doesn't want it, but gladly begs and licks up the leftovers because he can't take it anymore anyway. How you like the taste of sloppy seconds of real alpha, bitch. You want more, bitch. Like eFukt (You fuck a desperate, drunken fat bitch on a sidewalk strewn with dog poop, in full view of everyone. And in doing so, you get your ass slapped and your dick blocked by a teenage Mandingo. You want to complete your shame by jerking off your blue balls like this unstoppable loser). PornDude, those porn sites are still worth looking at. I don't want to waste my time, I want to watch good porn. You sociopaths fuck everything with a hole in it, and Pornhub probably downloads everything on your hard drive. You have nothing else to do, so you wonder what's on the Internet. But can you imagine the horror of encountering a woman in the flesh. Oh, no. Wouldn't you rather be in your basement under your mother's protection. I don't want to lose my virginity to a bunch of feminist pussies. Link: eFukt. Andrew, 24, celebrated his birthday at a strip club in Arkansas. His friends started a "go-fund-me" page to help the shy man lose his virginity, and barely made the $20 needed to hire a local black hooker, porn star "Jasmine." With no money for condoms and the stupidity of a horny Andrew, this kefal boy was forced into full nudity. We can't blame this obese boy. Because this was probably his first encounter with the opposite sex, and his mother probably never asked him about birds and bees. His "friend" called in a reporter from the Clinton News Network (CNN) to document this impressive event, but since Hillary lost the presidency, there was nothing to do anyway. One could go on about this bitch's daily adventures in Bill Clinton's kitchen, but who cares about that except the vegetarian feminists who are her base of support. The people elected pussy thieves, so let's give them what they want. Pornography. A reporter interviews the "happy" couple, Andrew says he's a little nervous and sweaty. Maybe this guy is excited that his cherry is about to explode, but I think it has more to do with his addiction to McDonald's. He could be the poster boy for a Big Mac commercial. Jasmine must be too busy chewing gum to worry about all this and thinking about how much crack she can buy for $20. Anyway, they get naked on stage, and Andrew pees his pants for the first time in his life. He feels like he's watching a freak show, and he gets distracted by his boobs, which look bigger than Jasmine's silicone boobs. Not wanting to ruin the best moment of his life with premature ejaculation, he sucks her several times before the crucial moment arrives. Jasmine inserts her pussy into his cock and continues to ride him until he spews his load on her tits. The crowd goes crazy, people start crying, and applause spreads through the strip club. We may have witnessed the biggest circus event since Trump won the presidency over feminist cult leader Hillary Clinton and brought freedom back to America. Anyway, if you are like me and only touch the best, now is the time to stay away from this "garbage." Don't say I didn't warn you. The content on these sites may be suitable for fap, but you may be bombarded with excessive (malicious) ads and video players streaming sex movies at slower speeds than your grandmother's 56K internet in the 90s.Do you like having sex in a slideshow that freezes every five seconds. Do you like having pop-ups close every time you refresh the page. Do you like seeing a site that lacks proper functionality and looks uglier than Kim Kardashian without makeup. I don't like it. PornDude, what other porn sites are listed here. You all know there are cheap imitations trying to emulate my success. There's a saying in Holland "tall trees catch the wind," isn't there. Flattery is like the cockroach that appears every time ThePornDude farts. I know how much these obnoxious insects love (my) shit and that this is their only creation. It never ceases to amaze me that they lack creativity and originality and excel at the Chinese copy and paste technique. It's like watching a flawed version of ThePornDude made by retarded people. How can they be proud of copying someone else's work. Do these bastards with a small dick complex get jealous of my fame and the amount of pussy I fuck on a daily basis. I think it's the 'get out of bed in the morning and get a trophy' mentality of the millennial generation. 'Mom, I made the best porn guy moniker. Please praise me. Mom, kick the lazy leeches in the balls, you fucking parasite. If you want to laugh at the real thing, how about torturing yourself with this parody of "Pornchuppy." It's like banging "Lady Gaga" when you can bang "Kylie Jenner." Like eFukt (How ThePornDude handles wannabes trying to steal his girlfriend).Hall of Fame. What porn sites are in this PornDude category. Only the best porn sites are listed on the top page. Some sites are worthy of special mention, but others have yet to earn their place on the red carpet. We will never be as great a porn kingdom as ThePornDude. Congratulations to you veterans of the porn industry. You're on the right track to creating an epic porn site. For now, you have to settle for shitty Nigerian traffic left over from Google and Hall of Fame failure for now, but keep working hard and you'll soon be a major site. Don't waste your time trying to bribe me with dick pictures and allowance money in hopes that money will change my mind. I may be as influential in the adult industry as Trump, but don't turn me into a money-hungry Melania. If you are a female webmaster, feel free to contact me and see if my D size boobs and wet pussy will make me weak. God, if I could compare this to a cuckolding scene, it would be like a black gentleman eating his master's cream buns after he's finished fucking his wife's anus bareback. He's the kind of loser who knows he doesn't want it, but gladly begs and licks up the leftovers because he can't take it anymore anyway. How you like the taste of sloppy seconds of real alpha, bitch. You want more, bitch. Like eFukt (You fuck a desperate, drunken fat bitch on a sidewalk strewn with dog poop, in full view of everyone. And in doing so, you get your ass slapped and your dick blocked by a teenage Mandingo. You want to complete your shame by jerking off your blue balls like this unstoppable loser). PornDude, those porn sites are still worth looking at. I don't want to waste my time, I want to watch good porn. You sociopaths fuck everything with a hole in it, and Pornhub probably downloads everything on your hard drive. You have nothing else to do, so you wonder what's on the Internet. But can you imagine the horror of encountering a woman in the flesh. Oh, no. Wouldn't you rather be in your basement under your mother's protection. I don't want to lose my virginity to a bunch of feminist pussies. Link: eFukt. Andrew, 24, celebrated his birthday at a strip club in Arkansas. His friends started a "go-fund-me" page to help the shy man lose his virginity, and barely made the $20 needed to hire a local black hooker, porn star "Jasmine." With no money for condoms and the stupidity of a horny Andrew, this kefal boy was forced into full nudity. We can't blame this obese boy. Because this was probably his first encounter with the opposite sex, and his mother probably never asked him about birds and bees. His "friend" called in a reporter from the Clinton News Network (CNN) to document this impressive event, but since Hillary lost the presidency, there was nothing to do anyway. One could go on about this bitch's daily adventures in Bill Clinton's kitchen, but who cares about that except the vegetarian feminists who are her base of support. The people elected pussy thieves, so let's give them what they want. Pornography. A reporter interviews the "happy" couple, Andrew says he's a little nervous and sweaty. Maybe this guy is excited that his cherry is about to explode, but I think it has more to do with his addiction to McDonald's. He could be the poster boy for a Big Mac commercial. Jasmine must be too busy chewing gum to worry about all this and thinking about how much crack she can buy for $20. Anyway, they get naked on stage, and Andrew pees his pants for the first time in his life. He feels like he's watching a freak show, and he gets distracted by his boobs, which look bigger than Jasmine's silicone boobs. Not wanting to ruin the best moment of his life with premature ejaculation, he sucks her several times before the crucial moment arrives. Jasmine inserts her pussy into his cock and continues to ride him until he spews his load on her tits. The crowd goes crazy, people start crying, and applause spreads through the strip club. We may have witnessed the biggest circus event since Trump won the presidency over feminist cult leader Hillary Clinton and brought freedom back to America. Anyway, if you are like me and only touch the best, now is the time to stay away from this "garbage." Don't say I didn't warn you. The content on these sites may be suitable for fap, but you may be bombarded with excessive (malicious) ads and video players streaming sex movies at slower speeds than your grandmother's 56K internet in the 90s.Do you like having sex in a slideshow that freezes every five seconds. Do you like having pop-ups close every time you refresh the page. Do you like seeing a site that lacks proper functionality and looks uglier than Kim Kardashian without makeup. I don't like it. PornDude, what other porn sites are listed here. You all know there are cheap imitations trying to emulate my success. There's a saying in Holland "tall trees catch the wind," isn't there. Flattery is like the cockroach that appears every time ThePornDude farts. I know how much these obnoxious insects love (my) shit and that this is their only creation. It never ceases to amaze me that they lack creativity and originality and excel at the Chinese copy and paste technique. It's like watching a flawed version of ThePornDude made by retarded people. How can they be proud of copying someone else's work. Do these bastards with a small dick complex get jealous of my fame and the amount of pussy I fuck on a daily basis. I think it's the 'get out of bed in the morning and get a trophy' mentality of the millennial generation. 'Mom, I made the best porn guy moniker. Please praise me. Mom, kick the lazy leeches in the balls, you fucking parasite. If you want to laugh at the real thing, how about torturing yourself with this parody of "Pornchuppy." It's like banging "Lady Gaga" when you can bang "Kylie Jenner." Like eFukt (How ThePornDude handles wannabes trying to steal his girlfriend).