StasyQ

Stasy Q, founded by Said Energizer. Let me welcome you all from the cockpit of my new BMW with Gucci upholstery, where I'm sipping 100-year-old cognac, puffing on Cohiba and having my balls sucked by a high-class escort who is not a prostitute. Just kidding. I'm actually jerking off in the library again, but I feel like a real high-class bastard because I created StasyQ.com.

The site's home page says it offers "a new generation of erotic art." That could mean a lot of different things to different people. However, the fact that about a million perverts view their work each month should be enough to pique the interest of porn dudes like me. Even though it's a niche site for so many people, it's been around since 2014, which isn't always easy.

Sexy and slightly different sites

Most porn sites post their most explicit material right up front. Load up the home page, and you'll immediately see cum dripping down a girl's gaping hole and several hard cocks stuffed into various orifices. Much of the industry seems to use debauchery as a selling point.

Stasy Q takes a different approach. A small advertisement at the top of the site vaguely states that their photos and videos are "shot in a unique style." This immediately catches the eye.

The girls in the preview images are gorgeous, nude and posed in sexually appealing poses, and they are all featured in very stylish outfits. This is partly due to the subtle design of the site, which favors subtle lines over flashy fonts and bright colors. This is clearly a sex site, but it lacks even the basic amount of debauchery expected when you sit at your computer with lotion, tissues, and a dick.

Sometimes you'll see some very light lesbian action here, but most of the updates on this site are solo shows. If you're looking for something hardcore, you've come to the wrong place. They pose and show off their perfect bodies for 4K videos and photo shoots, but they're not fucking on camera with a bunch of dildos StasyQ focuses on showing beautiful women in sensual, tasteful videos.

The best women at the best prices.

After watching a preview video, StasyQ took me to a sign-up page. The fee is about $10 a month, which is much cheaper than the average site. The screen describes the benefits of membership.

For about one Alexander Hamilton fee of 30 days, you get access to more than 30 updates a week. This includes weekly 4K videos and new HD galleries, daily new behind-the-scenes videos and a new interview every two weeks. They will be able to view all movies and photos and listen to all music.

VIP membership is $1 more expensive and is required if you want to see behind-the-scenes scenes and interviews. VIP members can also vote for models for the next movie, which is a mind-boggling way to subvert market principles. Either way, the business works to produce more of what is popular. Either way, you get extra content for a dollar.

Beautiful naked girls in 4K Ultra HD.

StasyQ's movies and photo sets don't have the catchy, clever titles you find on other sites. You won't find blondes enjoying themselves alone, or mature teenagers undressing in bed. Rather, StasyQ simply numbers its releases. As of this writing, there are as many as "StasyQ 321."

By the way, what's behind the title. I'm always more interested in what goes on under the clothes than what girls want me to call them. With that in mind, I clicked on the paint-covered hottie on the top page and took a closer look at StasyQ 315.

The protagonist of StasyQ 315 is a girl named LessyQ, which is clearly her real name. There is no nationality section in Lessy's bio, but in interviews and behind-the-scenes videos she seems to speak an Eastern European language.

There is a movie on the StasyQ 315 page at the top. The quality options only go from 720 to 4k Ultra, so sorry if you have a bad connection. But it worked out, as the download button is at the top of the page.

I know I'm a dumbass because I watch hardcore porn all the time, but this show is okay. It helps that the girls are beautiful. But it's only six minutes long, and the shots change too fast.

I don't really like the music, so I turned off the sound, but you can download the track below. I wonder if they timed the shots so that the music plays over and over again. But I don't know why it's so short. Enjoy the footage of these beautiful women. I know there are other shots, but it's so frustrating that they cut it all up and only showed us part of it.

Photo set of sexy women.

The pictures are pretty darn good. If you like stylish nudity, StasyQ has you covered.It reminds me of some of the old, best leather magazines you find in your grandfather's closet. In these pictures you can clearly see Lassie rolling around in the paint, getting wet and slippery, her perfect body glistening on all sides.

I wasn't impressed with the video, but the quality of these photos is something you rarely see in porn, and I could have watched it all day. That's really StasyQ's greatest virtue.

Reach out and pretend you want to touch these beauties.

Most of the latest releases are also available in VR format, so you can also pretend to touch Lassie and her sexy colleagues. At the top of the video screen, right next to the "Download" button, there's a big button that says "Watch in VR."

I feared that the VR experience would be lost because of the fast action, but I also wanted Lassie's goddess-like appearance to directly sink into my eyeballs. Luckily, the VR version wasn't shredded.

I wish I could tell you how it happened, but I never got to see it. I fell for one of the dirtiest tricks in the online porn business. As is often the case, it's annoying as hell - StasyQ says everywhere that you can watch VR movies as a member, when in fact they are on their sister site. That site costs $15 a month.

I wish StasyQ was more transparent in that StasyQVR is a completely different site, but I get it. The two sites are probably completely different markets, with different demographics and consumers. People who watch relatively softcore footage and engage in monkey handjobs are probably not the same as people who strap a computer to their face in search of the next big orgasm. As they often say, different people have different strokes.

StasyQ is not a porn site for all perverts. In fact, it's a site for pervs who are looking for a very specific kind of "tasteful nudity." The women are really amazing, and their bodies are represented by some of the best artists in the business. You can't watch the sex, but you have access to thousands of high-resolution photos and accompanying videos.

VIP members get a few extra benefits. If you're only here for the photos, I'm not sure it's worth it, but either way StasyQ (often mispronounced "stacyq") is a cheap site. For about the same price as a modern glossy porn magazine, you get instant access to a much larger collection of photos. It's easier to wipe cum off your keyboard than magazines.