Tits Guru

So, this Tits-Guru site is all about boobs. Well, this site had this game, which I tried as soon as I could, where you had to guess if the boobs were fake or not. 20 pictures were given to me, and I was glued to all of them. When the results came in, at least I thought they were. The "guru" told me that I had received the rank of Genin (Shimonin), which means I received the lowest rank among the ninja. What kind of bullshit is this! What, TPD is like a chest doctor! I can tell the real from the fake like a sniper can tell a hawk from a snake crawling in the bushes, but these idiots gave me a rank of Genin or some shit. Giddyfuckouttahe!

Now that you've calmed down, check out the "booby watchers". I forgave them for being so ignorant as to not have a decent game in TPD, the king of beautiful tits ratings, and went further. My first impression was that the site looked clean enough. The white background and pictures of busty women always look good, no matter what they are. The way the site works is that you are presented with a photo of a beautiful, half-naked woman with her breasts outstretched. You can guess the woman's cup size, determine whether her boobs are real or fake, and decide whether you like the photo or not.

For one reason or another, I clicked on a girl with big boobs and a larger photo appeared. The ones on the website are smaller, which is cool. With that one move, I discovered that some of the models had their bios posted. Sure enough, GIFs were posted on the site and I could see a whole row of GIFs of incredible boobs. These are very cool and my favorite part of the site is that you don't get to see boobs exclusive to Tits-Guru.com, you get redirected to RedTube or some other porn tube.

That said, the site offers so many boobs that at one point I lost track of how long it took me to write this review. There are so many boobs that you too will feel dizzy at times. It's not enough to just post pictures and gifs, so I looked for those parts of this site that stand out and make you want to come back. If you are a teenager who is starting to understand how your body works, this is not enough, but for a good old adult, this is flimsy. Then I discovered the "Celebrity" section of the site.

In the header tabs, where you can check out the best photos, categories, and new boobs, i.e., photos just uploaded by users, there was a celebrity section. But then there was a section for celebrities. Brief information about them, and a roll of their nudes would be displayed. This was enough for me so I could enjoy these pictures for some time to come.

The categories also did a great job as there are so many categories related to boobs that I did not know existed. When I say "boobs", that is exactly the category I am talking about. It is a sub-niche, like big or small. But boobs can be seen in many different situations and in many different forms, and Tits-Guru.com has managed to make me stay longer than I originally expected, as well as win a game I would have lost.

Tits-Guru.com is a very simple site and the very simple idea behind it, boobs. There is no rocket science behind it, it just taps into the long-standing love affair men have with breasts. The site is well done, doesn't try to be anything more than it is, and attracts users like me who end up staying longer than they should. I warmly recommend checking out Tits-Guru.com. Don't expect to be dazzled by the amount of photo exposure. Check it out and enjoy all the boobs you desire.