ToyDemon

What comes to mind when you think of toy devils? Maybe you imagine a little horny guy with horns riding on his shoulder and telling you to jerk off instead of getting the job done. Imagine a crazy cartoon monster with rubber boobs, a silicone twat, and some vibrating plastic bones. Based on the sheer variety of weird-ass sex toys on this site that I see, I bet every pervert has a different conception of what makes a toy devil.

Diversity, they say, is the spice of life. So if you're tired of the usual selection of butt plugs and lubes you find on typical boring sex toy sites, you'll love ToyDemon.com. Since 2008, their mission has been to provide weeboos, geek deviants and hardcore masturbators with the best sex toys in Asia. Even if you don't have a neckbeard, a fedora, or a Reddit account, I think you'll be impressed with this shit.

But WTF is ToyDemon.

I've always been a little envious of Japan's masturbation culture. Chicks got their hands on a doctor-prescribed vibrator in the early 20th century, followed by a constant flow of new and improved fake penises. It was less. The rich could buy a $1000 sex doll and the queer could buy a cock ring, but the average Joe only had Fleshlights and imitations.

I remember the first time I saw a Tenga egg commercial on the Internet. It was in Japanese and had no subtitles, but the purpose of the harmless-looking gadget was clear. This was the most high tech male masturbator I have ever seen. I fell down the rabbit hole and learned about all the fun toys these lucky-ass Japanese can use to play with themselves. The same applies to products.

ToyDemon's catalog features all of Japan's most famous male masturbators shipped FREE from Illinois. (You'll have to pay a few bucks outside of her 48 contiguous states, but even international rates are reasonable). When perverts like me first heard about these, we either had to befriend someone from across the ocean or settle for a used anime pocket cat on eBay. You've waited weeks to find out what's wrong, but in a matter of days you'll have a brand new fake butthole.

One of the problems at the time was the language barrier when ordering from the Japanese site. The problem is exacerbated by shoddy, second-rate websites. ToyDemon.com is written in plain English and the entire website setup is professional as hell. I always feel safer ordering from a joint this good looking, but today I don't want to spend my entire budget on masturbation. ToyDemon's front page is full of fascinating toys.

All the masturbators you need

If you don't know anything about Japanese sex toys, you might think that the ToyDemon.com homepage is just a collection of pocket pussies and lube. Like I said, it's all Americans have had for decades, so I know if you think so. Knock the shit off the shelf.

Yes, there are many portable cats on the menu. In Japan they are called Onahoru and ToyDemon has different kinds of bad boys. There are translucent intercourse sleeves modeled after anime virgins, artificial bunholes modeled after cartoon schoolgirls, and anime mouths designed to hold a penis inside. If you're easily pleasers, they have a simple fake cat.

They sell over 700 different masturbators and masturbators. Their inventory system is advanced, making sorting your pile of prosthetics easier than you might think. Filters at the edge of the page let you choose your preferred type of hole, preferred price range, materials, and user ratings.

I love how ToyDemon separates disposable from reusable and how to distinguish between through holes and closed holes. If you've used male masturbators of any kind, you know that these are some of the main factors to consider. Because you can stick a sock on the edge and catch the sperm. It has a vacuum suction effect when closed, but is a hassle to clean properly.

Oh, and when it comes to properly cleaning your masturbator, Toy Demon has an article I recommend reading if your girlfriend is made of rubber and you keep her on your nightstand. One of their greatest strengths is that they clearly understand and care about the products they sell.

When you're after this sort of thing, it's definitely preferable to do business with people who regularly stick their penises in anime-themed silicone tubes.

Future man masturbation toy

I think most of you are going to buy anime schoolgirl pussy and call it a day. is one of the forms However, ToyDemon.com has some truly next-level toys. I am here masturbating for science and culture.

One of the featured products on the front page is a pair of anime chesty big butts suitable for groping and fucking. These puppies weigh over 10 pounds and are triple layered for maximum realism. made of structure. There's a demo video that shows someone oiling those fake boobs and having their jiggles and simulated ding dongs slide easily between them.

Currently, ToyDemon's front prominently displayed at the top of his page is a full-body stuffed animal with rotating limbs. ToyDemon.com stocks some of his gorgeous Meiki products. If you want the full experience, get a faceless full body bang or stick your dick in a set of armless torsos or bodyless hips. You have to buy a masturbator that fits, but it's cheaper than making a real girlfriend.

Toy Demon also sells this amazing futuristic masturbation technology called the VORZE A10 Piston SA and I'm hooked right now. At first glance, the big-ass gizmo looks like either an awful air purifier or a piece of bullshit. It just has a pink hole at the bottom. This video shows a cross-section of the machine as the piston works and pulls back and tightens the synthetic pubic area with each pull.

His Fap Toys in Japan for all budgets

There is also a small Tenga Spinner series banner on the front page. Their low prices are definitely accessible to the average pervert, not to mention their easy-to-hide size.I had his Hexa model and this lasted a few months. I liked the texture and the exciting hexagons, but the rotation seems like a gimmick. It doesn't feel like it's spinning, and thanks to the plastic helix, it doesn't turn inside out when cleaning.

As with any masturbation device, mileage varies. There's definitely a lot of personal preference out there and it may take a few tries to find the perfect fap gadget. I don't like the texture or material as much as the spinner, but there is a spin that you can really feel without the spinner cleaning issues.

Whatever your masturbator style or price range, ToyDemon.com probably has something to suit both your needs and your cock. There are Asian masturbators of all kinds, right down to science fiction toys. Japan has always been ahead of the curve when it comes to male masturbation products and Toy Demon is a great place for Westerners to connect. , I also recommend it to those who are not yet familiar with Japanese sex toys.