TumView

TumView is a Tumblr photo viewer that doubles as a search engine where you can enter the name of a Tumblr blog and see the photos posted on that blog. Interesting, isn't it? And quite unique, if you ask me!

I only list the best porn sites on the top page, and while some are worth mentioning, others have yet to earn their red carpet spot. Since we can't all be great porn kings like ThePornDude, I created this category on my porn list to motivate the fuckers who own these sites.

Congratulations, you fucking veterans! You are on the right track to creating an epic porn site. Currently I still have to be content with the shitty Nigerian leftover traffic from Google and the crumbling from my Hall of Fame, but keep up the good work and you'll be on the main site soon! But keep up the good work and you'll be on the main site soon! Don't waste your time trying to bribe me with dick pics and welfare money, thinking you can make me change my mind with money. I may be as powerful as Trump in the adult industry, but don't make me look like Melania the money grubber! If you are a female webmaster, feel free to contact me and see if my cup D sized tits and wet pussy will make me weak!

If I were to compare this to a cuckold scene, it would be like a black master eating his master's cream buns after the black master has finished fucking his wife's anus with his bareback? He's the kind of loser who knows he doesn't want to, but will happily beg and lick the leftovers because he can't get any better than this anyway. How do you like the taste of a true alpha's sloppy seconds, bitch? You want some more, don't you?

You desperate erotic bastards are fucking fat drunken women in public on a sidewalk full of dog poop. And even then, you're getting your asses whipped and cockblocked by teenage mandingos! Like this unstoppable loser, he would rather jerk off his blue balls and make his embarrassment complete!)

Welcome to TumView, the only website you will ever need regarding Tumblr. No more bookmarking or following, TumView does it all for you. All you have to do is enter the Tumblr ID of the blog you want to view and hit enter! All the photos you see on that blog will be displayed right in front of you, free of charge, in a stylish and simple way. If you want to enlarge a particular photo, you know what you have to do. If you don't, you shouldn't be on the Internet ...

Come on, most of you sociopaths will fuck anything with a hole in it, and I'm sure you've already downloaded all the pornhubs to your hard drives. You have nothing else to do, so you're wondering what's on the Internet? But can you imagine the horror of encountering a woman in the flesh? Oh, no! You'd better stay in the basement with your mom protecting you! You don't want to meet some effeminate feminist who would take your virginity away from you!

The navigation bar has a link back to the home page and a drop-down menu with links to see the most popular users and popular tags for the month. Another option allows you to see the users who won last month.