EscortsAffair

Have you ever considered an "escort affair?" Pornography has helped me overcome this social distance. However, I must admit that I miss sticking my penis into actual hookers instead of stuffing cream into other snack foods. I'm running low on lotion, which is probably why I spend so much time browsing sites like EscortsAffair. You might not guess from the name, but this is a big escort directory with listings all over the world.

Pandemics are certainly not great for prostitutes, and Tinder has been hit hard since the herpes outbreak started, which is why the traffic on EscortsAffair.com is so interesting. The site has been steadily growing since its inception just before someone ate the contaminated bat stew and changed everything. In the last few weeks they have had a massive spike in traffic. They are currently on an almost steady trajectory, attracting over 4,000 visitors a month. Either they have something really special to offer or people are just sick of staying home and waiting for their virginity to grow back.

Healthy not-for-sale prostitutes who eat cock.

When you first load the site, you will see a CYA legal terms and conditions warning screen, just like most escort sites. It says they take a strong stand against sex trafficking and child exploitation, as they should, but also offers a blanket statement that they have always been against illegal prostitution. If you are here to get off on some illegal fun, they say, you should GTFO. The statement at the bottom of the home page doubles down on that idea. It says, "First, please note that clients and escorts are not here for sex or any other purpose, just to exchange time together." This is what it says.

I see. Fortunately, as it happens, most of these girls are the kind of girls who fuck the guys they are with for money. As an internationally renowned expert, I can assure you that if the girls didn't ask me out, the traffic on the escort sites wouldn't increase as much.

The job, then, is to find those babes who are putting out on EscortsAffair. The sites do have a really no frills layout, with the same kind of country/state/city breakdown you can find on a lot of escort sites. They have extensive listings across the US, Canada, UK, New Zealand, India, Indonesia, Japan, Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, and Vietnam. If you are looking for Mexican poon, African jungle fever, or Middle Eastern harem action, you will have to look elsewhere.

But it seems to cover all the major cities in the countries where Escorts Affair operates. From Chicago to Calgary, Kuala Lumpur to Phuket, there are hundreds of cities listed. It looks like someone is getting laid tonight.

Lots of sluts in your city.

Chicago has a population of about 3 million, so it seems like a good place to start. The young brunette at the top of the Chicago listing offers "hot PSE without limits" and is accompanied by emojis of peaches, eggplant, and squirting. According to her blurb, she is ready to do what your girlfriends do. If you do, you end up paying for a nice rack and a snaggle-toothed bitch to toss your salad for a while.

I was on the site earlier and the spam blocker got in the way and gave me a list with no contact information. I signed up because I thought I needed to, but I didn't. On the broken version of the site, the sponsored posts, usually on the side, are mixed in with the others. The sponsored posts almost always have that fake crap I have encountered before. The real girls are much easier to find without spam blockers and have their contact info listed. No need to register to get the girls number or email address.

I was ready to shit on EscortsAffair.com, but it turns out that AdBlock Plus is ruining my experience with this site. I've never had that happen before, there's something wrong with this site.

Have you ever considered an "escort affair?" Pornography has helped me overcome this social distance. However, I must admit that I miss sticking my penis into actual hookers instead of stuffing cream into other snack foods. I'm running low on lotion, which is probably why I spend so much time browsing sites like EscortsAffair. You might not guess from the name, but this is a big escort directory with listings all over the world. Pandemics are certainly not great for prostitutes, and Tinder has been hit hard since the herpes outbreak started, which is why the traffic on EscortsAffair.com is so interesting. The site has been steadily growing since its inception just before someone ate the contaminated bat stew and changed everything. In the last few weeks they have had a massive spike in traffic. They are currently on an almost steady trajectory, attracting over 4,000 visitors a month. Either they have something really special to offer or people are just sick of staying home and waiting for their virginity to grow back. Healthy not-for-sale prostitutes who eat cock. When you first load the site, you will see a CYA legal terms and conditions warning screen, just like most escort sites. It says they take a strong stand against sex trafficking and child exploitation, as they should, but also offers a blanket statement that they have always been against illegal prostitution. If you are here to get off on some illegal fun, they say, you should GTFO. The statement at the bottom of the home page doubles down on that idea. It says, "First, please note that clients and escorts are not here for sex or any other purpose, just to exchange time together." This is what it says. I see. Fortunately, as it happens, most of these girls are the kind of girls who fuck the guys they are with for money. As an internationally renowned expert, I can assure you that if the girls didn't ask me out, the traffic on the escort sites wouldn't increase as much. The job, then, is to find those babes who are putting out on EscortsAffair. The sites do have a really no frills layout, with the same kind of country/state/city breakdown you can find on a lot of escort sites. They have extensive listings across the US, Canada, UK, New Zealand, India, Indonesia, Japan, Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, and Vietnam. If you are looking for Mexican poon, African jungle fever, or Middle Eastern harem action, you will have to look elsewhere. But it seems to cover all the major cities in the countries where Escorts Affair operates. From Chicago to Calgary, Kuala Lumpur to Phuket, there are hundreds of cities listed. It looks like someone is getting laid tonight. Lots of sluts in your city. Chicago has a population of about 3 million, so it seems like a good place to start. The young brunette at the top of the Chicago listing offers "hot PSE without limits" and is accompanied by emojis of peaches, eggplant, and squirting. According to her blurb, she is ready to do what your girlfriends do. If you do, you end up paying for a nice rack and a snaggle-toothed bitch to toss your salad for a while. I was on the site earlier and the spam blocker got in the way and gave me a list with no contact information. I signed up because I thought I needed to, but I didn't. On the broken version of the site, the sponsored posts, usually on the side, are mixed in with the others. The sponsored posts almost always have that fake crap I have encountered before. The real girls are much easier to find without spam blockers and have their contact info listed. No need to register to get the girls number or email address. I was ready to shit on EscortsAffair.com, but it turns out that AdBlock Plus is ruining my experience with this site. I've never had that happen before, there's something wrong with this site.