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Vintage Tube XXX. We go retro boys and girls. Long before the Internet came along and changed the rules of the game, we needed to get our hands on a real VHS videotape. They were dirtier and washed out than contemporary 240p videos. Now you know everything you need to know about quality. But porn at that time still had a lot of appeal. The biggest problem was the creation and distribution of real porn. The world condemned the porn industry. At that time, doing dirty work was not easy.

The mere act of giving a blowjob in front of a camera was considered highly immoral for the most depraved perverts, more pornography than any lewd act up until 1999. We live in the digital age. Back then people lived in stone age porn. Buy a videotape physically, go home, wait until your parents go to bed, then throw that bad boy into the video player and do your best to get porn. You had to beg. It was complicated. The videotape roared louder than the moans on the screen, and I couldn't afford to play this shit out loud for fear the neighbors would hear me.

Retro porn was weird

It wasn't even the worst. The real dirt was so sickly vanilla that it was hard for me to watch it today and water it down. I don't even try to lift my dick unless the chick is actively expanding her asshole with several toys at once. I am a sophisticated amateur. Back then, in the 70s and 80s, porn was mostly about stories and complex interactions between a man and a woman, watching your real parents get pregnant from your pathetic ass on their honeymoon. I mean, it was not hot, it was real. The destruction of realism gets dirty faster than the lack of agreement.

But now we are in the future, and nostalgia is such a powerful aphrodisiac. Perhaps you can enjoy a simpler time when the vagina looked like the great Amazon, before modern deforestation caused tree alopecia. it's a joke. I don't know how a razor company could remain solvent at the time. As far as I know, no one shaves anything. Finding a clitoris in a 70s porn vagina requires a large team of professional diggers and a powerful flashlight. Don't forget to pack your supplies.

Back to basics

Nostalgia is sexy and VintageTube is here to capitalize on that concept. I don't think I've been in a review for that long without mentioning the actual site I'm reviewing, but if retro porn doesn't spark my poetry, I'm discouraged. makes me really creative and teary-eyed every time. It's amazing to see how far we've come. Now let's talk about VintageTube. The site is littered with thousands of classic old time porn movies. Most of them are older than your mother. Most of them have more dicks than your mom on an average Friday night. Back in the 70s and 80s, porn producers were too shy to admit that the whole point of porn is to please guys with a feast for chicken eyes. Instead, they made feature films with real stories. This is what you get with VintageTube.

Many of these videos have been edited for the boring parts, but most of the videos have been converted straight from their VHS sources to digital format. This means that for every hour of a raunchy movie you watch on this site, you get 20-30 minutes of real sex. The rest is the plot. I hate plots. At the time, regular movies were pretty damn boring. I can only imagine the quality of actual porn writing. That's where the plumbing joke was born. By the time the pipe bursts, the housewife calls the plumber, the plumber comes and sticks the ball deep into her vagina, you will have lost 20 years of your life.

Very popular site

Maybe I'm just too young for that demographic, or I'm just not nostalgic enough. we may never know. All I know is that this site is doing the right thing. I would say they are successful. They are constantly adding new porn to the site and hosting these videos is never cheap. As far as I know, they are not embedded from third party sources. Browse the OG Ron Jeremy collection directly from the VintageTube domain.

VintageTube is an absolute bottomless pit of ancient porn. You can use this site as is for your next history article if you need a link. Speaking of history, there are many videos that make the 70s modern. That's right - VintageTube is full of black-and-white obscene videos from the 1920s. At least 1920s style. Many of them are photo manipulation, but in any case, you will see what sex looked like long before your grandparents were born. It wasn't sexy. This shit sounds like what you see on National Geographic at 4am.However, this is an important part of the story, and some people love to tug on it, so by all means, dive right into it.

This is a decent site.

VintageTube has no complaints about the design. This is a beautifully designed site with a great video player that is responsive and fast. I also found that the video was not further compressed from the original source. I watched them in the highest possible resolution. So give it credit - VintageTube is a very well designed site. I think it would be a lot more fun to just jump into random videos, but I also enjoyed watching the most viewed videos of all time.

On the other hand, there are too many ads on this site. Ads on the main page are fine. They stay in an alley away from the actual video thumbnail. There are also ads on the side of the video player as you dive in, but those aren't too intrusive either. It was possible to do without them. The site is pretty funny without ad blocking, but it just extends the limit on how many ads it can show before they get to viewers. As soon as the dirt starts, the ads disappear. You will not be disturbed.

Cultural exchange

The best part of VintageTube is the foreign videos. Because these videos are old and from random European countries. This means it's not just going back in time. It also crosses continental lines. It's like sexual time travel. Have you ever wondered what sex was like in 1960s France. Well, now you can find out. Dive into ancient French pussy with VintageTube. You won't regret it. Well, unless you hate hairy vaginas.

Hell, if there's one recommendation for this site, it should add a toggle to hide all videos with overly hairy vaginas, but that's just me. Foreign videos make this site a fucking goldmine. Especially made in Italy best. It's unique, eccentric, and contains some raw scenes that would put contemporary porn to shame. Now this is a complete dirty story.

If you want to step back in time with your dick in hand and see an ancient pussy, check out VintageTube. You will find what you are looking for. And if you happen to stumble upon a lewd video of your mother, I'm sorry, but it's up to you. You knew the risks: happy retro wanking, my man.